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Show Rippling Rhymes By WALT MAiON. ! I L n Vmim 1 iii -in i I at a EATING. I have just come back from dinner, and I ate an hour or so: and that din nor was a winner, taking It as dinners go First there wasa roast of mutton and I chewed away with zost, till there wasn't left ft button on the no. th side of my vest. There were b-.ts and MVcct potatoes, some prune juice mI extra drj macarohl with tomatoes, f I ;:nd 1 finished up with pie. Now I bttVc d ihe indigestion, and my works fierce t LH ructions raise, and With me it is a . J Ulfeslion whether ea 1 it truly pas If l 'W we just would cut out eating wo could 1, save a lot or rocks, salt them down and keep repeating, n the safe deposit box. We would prosper like he dick- ; us, put all kinds of wealth away, if- iv wed out oul veal and chickens and be w satisfied with hay. i3ut so fw of us able accumulate a bone! On the ample dinner (able al our revenue ,r is thrown Then our innards get to r balking underneath the vIctiiRls" belt, and the doctor comes a-docking. and he lakes what coin is left. Oh. the I druggists round me frolic, pouring nostrums into me ior 1 have pasmod- f ''LLV li coli and 1 am 1 alajht tj sec. Bo -r3LIl 11 BC&rcely is surprising that a pun- 1 IsH tormented dub feels SO much like mor- ( allzlnr on the vanity 01 grub. ? Bi-i ! |