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Show j BITS ABOUT BALD HEADS I t When a man's hair grows "fine by decrees and beautifully less" he Is likely to be hailed by Intimate friends with "Old man, you're getting bald!" or "Say, my boy, you're gottlng barefooted bare-footed on top!" And there is nothing more Irritating than to be reminded of a trouble one has spent many dollars dol-lars to prevent. Hut no ono could complain of the delicate way the rural friend of a Virginia Judge mentioned men-tioned the matter to his patron, when, oil observing the scanty locks, he tactfully remarked: "It won't be so very long, Jedgv, to' you'll hev to tie a string round youi tiead to tell bow fer up to wash yer fare." A Scotchman went tn London for a holiday. He noticed a bald-beaded druggist standing at bla ahop door, and Inquired If he had any hair restorer. re-storer. "Yes, air," said the chemist. "Step Inside, please. There'! an article I ran recommend. Testimonials frora great man who hare used It. It makes tha hair grow In twenty-four hours." "Awesl." ssld the Scot, "ye can glo the top o' yer brad a bit rub wT It. and I'll look back the morn and son If ye're tellln' the truth." The druKlst returned the bottle to Hie Bhnlf tnd kicked the errand boy fur laughing. M. Aurellus Carua. the great Human general, once sat In camp eating a auppor i;f tail pork acd peas, when envoys from the Persian king entered, enter-ed, suing for peace. After they had made their Plea Marcua Aurellus, fniwnliiK. tsld sternly: "Go tell your master If he does rot submit at once I will niaka all Persia aa bald of standing corn and tree! as my own head." To emplisslr.a tha throat ha removed remov-ed his hat and brought to view a scalp as smooth and shining aa a billiard bil-liard ball. |