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Show Gij'i' (jf Gab I ' The ctir.tr:itloii laorer and tho cotiik'tious nu.iiieler were waltlnn for llio bonrd of director to sHxnmhlc. From t!.o rroa.lway imvenient far ho-low ho-low tho otliee window flonted fiac-nienta fiac-nienta of tho iiituioloitiie of a toy "fakir." "fa-kir." The Inv jer rah! to his friend: "Tint reminds mo of tho day In my t. tns. when 1 not a Job drlvltiK the v.naon of a inedielne fuklr In a circuit of the smiill towns of Ohio. Tho doctor' hud a wonderful liar ttnauii. ami I llstene.l to It several limes a tiny for three months, unlit It heciino r'veted in my memory to this day. Ills finest effort went like this: " 'In the yenr of nv.r Lord one thous-nnd thous-nnd oi rrht hue. Ire. I ami lirty four, an lOnclhh nobl.'iiiiin nml member of parliament. par-liament. Sir Itirhnrd Hryninur l'lnntn-tenet, l'lnntn-tenet, wns trnrelli g In Iti.lls, cnxtltm his lordly eye over the vs-t domains of Ms aovero'sn eueen. While hunt-!mr hunt-!mr the nihility thrro tusked eleidinnt of the Kat'taimtitr:! river, In company with tho Its.iah ol raleuttii. ho was bitten by a cobra do cnnello tho deadliest dead-liest r.erpcnt known to man, Indies and gentlemen, whoso hlto Is fntul In tho space of one half hour by the clock. "'Sir Itlchnrd wroto his will on the leaf of the papyrus plant anil sold fnrewell to his weepliiK friends, when a nntlvo vtnet;irpil up, torn and bleed-Ins bleed-Ins from tho thorns of tho Jiinitlo, brlnKlnu a hiindlp of leaves of tho orl-hnri plant, whoso secret had been conn.led to him by the Grand Llama of Thibet. "'Ho bound the leaves on the wounded anklo of Sir lilehard, ladles and r; I ami In ouo hour tho nohle-man nohle-man '.a nK:,n n rM pursuit tA tho savneo. i,ree tiHke.i elephant of the Oatmea. t(ii ,r,.r,,t f ,)0 nrlbor plant hroucht to Knrlaed In this way, and eminent physicians found Hint !. wonderful l.inllnK powers were nils to km ny pulstm whatsoever whatso-ever In the blood " 'If Jen ha e coiikI.s, colds, consumption con-sumption rhciiainMsin, neurnlRla or bolls, the marvelous Orl llorl Tonic will attack the so.hh of difeaso without with-out merry. (br, , .nnest and most wonderful mcdirlno known to man. A ten pooniul In a pint of boll. Inn watrr and a wirer'ass after every meil. Ah. wh it u n,is? Hero Is this brlf.lit eye.i youni; man. who says ho wns s.i lntne three weeks ai;o that ho cnuld net wml,, ti,o solo support of his acrd mother lie happened to liuy one Inniie of the Orl llorl Tonlo and conies to tmv another bottle for his tr,..'t.cr. who Ir In be.l with pleil-tlx. pleil-tlx. He is lb., picture of health and II toll, lies my I, nu t to see such filial devotion. Thanks, yonni; mnn, only 511 cents, ti. ( ,,, ,, tbtiiar. Hero is your rliaiitje. Uemeinlier this Is your .nt chance to buy health and haj .illness for yours.. If and liunlly.' "Wl on the crowtl wns wrung dry." said ths corporation Inwyvr, as two directors rnirro.l n,e room, "tho doctor doc-tor list t to turn tu mo nml soften his trumpet tones to rciunrk: 'Well, William, Will-iam, we must pet buck to the tent and niln some sirup and water for an early start to-morrow. And wo'ro pretty tirar out of coloring extract. And don't you forgot to remind mo to order another gross of bottles.'". Now York Times |