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Show Ti1 witfn phz's n.. seniors. I'd fare the lisre.. rohhed of cuU, Hut 1 wouliln't for a f . rtr, Amuo.vh the o..a who', ju.t mule lioth bloiuc alcevei lor ne aim. -Wellington I'.xt. ANOTIIKIt "1'KltII,." Sidney ".M Ilia KHIe la n lovely girl." Itoilney "Vea; any. ahe'a n retulnr plnlt iiiul while peril." Citiciuiiall Commercial-Tribune. INKKHKXCK. Tom "No, I never ece Jack any more. We're no longer fripniia." Dick "Inilerd? Hoea he o.ve yon money, or do yon owe It to blur" Philadelphia ledger. A IIOItltOWKP.. Ilarduppe "Can ym, lend me t.l to make up a certain sum?" Cynical Friend "What's the certain sum? Flvs dolinr?" Town Topics. IIUKKZY. Dinks "Don't you think ITnrdnppe has iiulte a breesy way with him?" Wlnka "Yea, especially when h blows Into your otllce trying to ralae the win' on a draft," Town Topics. BTRANlIK TIIKC1UEH. Ah Ting "The foreign devils have a cr nay idea that the eurlh I round," Ob Pong "I could forgive that; hut they also think that ..ley own It, and allow ua to live ou lue under aide." Ufa. AKTEtt TIIK WAR, "The paper uy that Korea ba recognised rec-ognised the new Itepublic of Panama." "Well, I'm afraid Pannmn will bav hard work recognising Korea after Ihe war Is over." Wuuiau'a Uoiu Companion. A NEW FI.OI1A M'FI.IMSET. Eleanor "I.'nva )ou given op eorle-ly, eorle-ly, JoacpliineV" joaepblne "No; but I've been bridesmaid ao often lately that l'v nothing but bridal frock lo wear." Indlanapolla Journal, THOSE 8TTjriD' QUESTIONS. Naybor "la that a new htuboua you're building?" Mr. Htmppy ".No; thla la an old on I'm balldlng to lake th place of tb new on 1 tor down Uat week," Philadelphia Ledger. WHKItE IT COMES FROM. "I wonder wher they get enough money to pay for all the warsT" aald Mrs. Dumlelgh. "I'm not sure, dear," replied Dttnv lelgli, "but I Imagine the map publish-r publish-r furnlaU It." Chicago Newa. HOriNO AOAIN8T HOPIt "Your wife," aald tbe phyalclan. "will not be able to apenk above a whlaper for a week or more." "8iiy, doctor," queried the eager bn. band, "la there any hope of her die-en die-en ae becoming chronic I" Chicago Kawa, UP TO DATH. Tha Vlaltor "ll' heartrending to bear your baby. 11' been crying for the lnt bour." Tb New Mother "Oh, ye; but It' a atrlclly eel en title, hygienic, lung ex-panalv ex-panalv nud noutlaaue desauylug cr." Life. SIZED IIP. Mrs. llncon"! see by this paper that the average family lu the Limed Htntea has four aud emeu leullie persona." per-sona." Mr. Bacon "I auppoao I'm tbe icven-tontlis icven-tontlis lu this family." luuirl blattauiuu. Micitoiti:a. "What art the university building all llgiiied ip for to-nlght'f" "They're g.vlug a rcccpt.on to Pro-feasur Pro-feasur Ou:-uc. Ho has dlacovered a microbe that feeds ou the microbe discovered dis-covered by Professor Dlg'ltuj the other tfjy." Chicago Tribune. WAGE KAltNF.ItS. "Brown I weak Buanclnlly, Isn't b?" "Ho hnaa't much money, but he give euiptoynieut to a groat uiauy nien." "Who are theyj" "Oilier peopl' bill eoUcctora," Stray Blerlea. ICE. "Mamie, girl, that yonng man of youra has -uen comlug niwv for almost a year." "Yea, mother," "lau't It about time ha was breaking tbe leer' "I dou't believe he Intend to break the Ice, Ile a going to wear It ouL"-Putk. ouL"-Putk. WHAT MADE HIM CNITAPPY. "You growled at cold weather?" "Oh, ye.1' "And you'll growl wheu ll' hot?" "That'a what:" "Well, what do you reckon you'r her for, nuyhowV" "My friend," wo th reply, "thafa Jeit what keep me a'growllu'i 1 can't find ouir-Alluuta ContiituUoo. |