OCR Text |
Show i For Heavy Orlnkera. J The l.lnuiu'iia of Hprlng itreet. whoae botnnlcul rrudlllon la of the I moat practical atniup, found a friend J In the eighth ataRv of Itiehrlallon, and. 1 being much provoked thereat, lectured J the unforlunatH In theao wor.la: "To get drunk hiikIH to be a crime In an aga when to prevent It la eo eaay, j lift uie bob your tongua. Now your pal ma. Yea, you am nf a lillloua tcin- pcrament. Hereafter whin you go Ii off on a toot drink three nuncea of olive oil. With tlmt aa a foundation i I'll glvo you ten whlnkya, twenty Ova beera and a doien bottloa of chain- paune and aend you bona ober. Hut you'll not gi t home aobcr today un- ' leaa you eat half a head of cabbago. j Haw. of CAiurae. Chow It up and gnb- ' bla It down Juxt III. a oow rating ' bay. It will alralKliten you out In ' three nlntitea. Nothing like raw cab- bag. The world of rum knowa It I nut. But we botanlatn know a thing 1 or two." New York I'resa. |