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Show uu A MILE OUT OF RANGE. In front of a bulletin board two newsies new-sies were discussing the prospects of war. "If war come," said one, "I wonder if there will be battleships on Lake Erie." "Sure, there will bo," the other replied. re-plied. ."With guns that shoot miles and miles?" "You bcttcha." "How far can one of these guns shoot?" " 'Bout 68 miles." "Gee! How fur is it from hero to the lake?" "Just GS miles." "Well, I am glad of one thing." "What's that?" "I won't have to worry." "Why?" "Because next week our folks is going go-ing to move to Struthers." Exchange. |