Show TICKLE GRASS the slight of today causes he wreck of tomorrow rt it you want to tickle a man tell him what a nice boy his son is tho man who has nothing todo but talk is sure to say something to cause trouble if it were not for the mothers in law there would be a lot of socks in this world the surest sign that a man truly loves his when he wears the neckties she buys for him the poor man is apt to think the rich man stingy usually it is a personal opinion based on prejudice the lack of money sometimes makes people unhappy but the possession ot it never has made any one happy never discourage your cifes pet scheme she has to have something to pet and halt the time sir your whiskers scratch when the trusts get a corner on all the joy in the world the sooner we go into the swamp and hate ourselves to death the better jim hill says more people are coming to the united states let em come maybe my wife can find a was hlady among them A correspondent writes to know what a is ill be blamed it I 1 know A bo is a tramp a hobo a hunk is a chunk of this makes a a medley I 1 give it up the world has been always divided into castes and classes but at the present time there seems to be a massing of two great powers those that have to smell the gasoline and those that ride in the automobiles A nameless editor says the illinois professor who wants love taught in the schools is a fool in the scribes opinion there i too much lovemaking love making going on sow unfortunately there is alto Rether too lovemaking love making going on now there cannot and never will be too much lovema kiep love is the vital essence of life it is what all crave and all should give A country editor has taken umbrage at the village coal dealer having just laid in a large of coal the coal merchant whose yard is next door to the print shop looked over into the print orial premises and noting that the editors coal pile was very low built a high board fence between his place and the printing office the editor wonders why |