| Show GETTING POLISHED By GEORGE A FARGHER HI 1 dont object to lo being polished so go I 1 can act like a real gentleman I Iam Iam Iam am mannered up so BO I dont put my elbows on tho the table anil as aa for keep keeping keepIng ing log the end of ot the spoon out of or my mouth Im an on expert but by Jovo Jove Im through being polished up any anymore nn anymore more drawled the clerk clerkIn In the tho latest I test style What That hat wrong Wrong Say you yell know my youngest sister Inno her hor real roal name namo when hen she sho goes to papa for money moner on n the cards its spoiled spelled with witha a Y before the N and about four con can after aCter each vowel Well Voll oil Jane Jano loves me mc and after she sho went through all the classes on how to act and not show your real bring up she sho landed handed on me mae Jack dear says sas sis sister ter tor you rou are aro the br brt t salesman In and you are all right 01 ox except you act Just like all American men You are too busy bUBY to know lenow the tho right things to do those nice little and Im going to polish you up for tor Miss Of oc course that sounded good to tome tome tome me Im for owning tho the store stare and I Iwas Iwas Iwas was getting on flue fine after a n few les lessons lessons sons eons had bad everything running smooth smoothly ly Why I was aa so polished that It made mo me sick to watch my m this tola eat cut or r act as though they tho dragged up There was only one thing that marred my happiness If H I quad Jane Jano on the porch or met her hor on the tho street I would forget to tip lip my hat haL Jane Tane said she was entitled to as much respect as any other girl It sounded like tho the book but it always made me feel teel foolish to act oct as if It I Iwas Iwas Iwas was glad to o seo Beo her Well Voil roll I forgot several times as I have already remarked Jane warned me Til give glo you a n lesson young man maD some Bome day that will make you remember remember ber her It will bo be for your own good and md It II will hurt mo me more than you ou Say Sn yesterday I Just caught on to the smoker as the express train pulled out I was In an awful rush wanted led to get over to the tho park lark with tho the sticks and play pIn a n hole halo or two so when I got gotoff gotoff off ofT at Hyde Park and saw Jane com coming comIng ing lug home from rom the matinee I slid alongside pinched her arm and said Lovely day I mot met you be before before fore I was only Joking you know but horrors I forgot to tip lip my hat Its Ita one ono of o those flat fiat boys hos we get I for them and it Is hard for or mo me moto moto meto to get it on with Just the right kind of rakishness Jane my sweet s cot and polished little sister well she drew coldly away looked chocked led and mind you we wore were right in the tho mid middle middIe dIe dle of oC a n swell awell bunch of people Oh dont get funny luau Sis SEa Im dead doad sick of this mannering business I dont know you sir says little Bister sleter By B Jove Whack I thought a n mule mulo had landed a n jolt and when T I turned around a big handsome man had me mc by the neck Youre a anice anice I I nice kind of an excuse says Bays ho he real realI I loud I have something for tor mashers I like you Perhaps I mad madI I Jane even turned around but bul the tho friends of at tho the handsome man had hadI Ho I led off find nd every one ono handed out outa n a jolt or r a n kick kickI I f was doing the tho boat bost I could when Jane came cam rushing back Into the struggling I Igling gling bunch hunch and explained matters mallers I IW W WOK H so ao tickled not to get got more more than one ona on block binds eye and not to bo be taken to the police station that I tried to smooth the tho handsome guys feelings te for he was vas as ns mad as a u hornet at atTane Jane Tane Said It would bf b n a lesson le son to I him not to butt in on a womans jokes Voll look hook at that coming down tho the Heres where I take off oft my hat bat to Jane Jano and the tho tho handsome guy I hope he lie gets goLs tho the balance of ot orthe the polishing I was down for and by bythe b bythe the way sister sinter Is sympathizing with him about the battle bottle scars I gave him it looks leeks as If he ho would r I hate bate to think of at losing the partnership in Wither lys store f but ut no more moro polishing for formo I mo ale |
