Show I LOVE LIQUOR 1 i A complication of love lovo and liquor has resulted d disastrously for lor an au Ogden young oung man who after Imbibing lag ing jn freely Indicted tho the following to the fair fah one ono of his arree affections affections lions For FOt obvious reasons names uie ure hidden and so Is 16 the young oung man His Ills letter follows Miss Jessica Tho pinion opinion you ou have formed and which is expressed so 80 plainly plain in Lu your face manner and voice oIce i t o e viz iz namely thusly or thus as the case caMe may bo be Jo that I 1 am overloaded with liquor of ofa I a spirituous character to tho the detriment detri detriment detriment ment of my 01 faculties is 15 not only en entirely timely erroneous and constitutionally false f lse but Is without the slightest foundation in fact ael Whenever you see Bce your our Grandpa Jasper saunter around carting too much of tho time cup that be Its memory you youcan can chalk it up lip In your merry merr widow that some somo one has ridden up In a n gilt silt silte edged e ged taxicab and dazzled little Wil 1111 lie with memories of tho the splendor I lo In which he was possibly accustomed In iu a 11 former formel incarnation and which let us liS hope hOlle he may mar again experience I when he strikes this little old world some more Always Alwa s providing ho lie does docs strike it some more which to hint him seems scents extremely unlikely so it do qu doNow doNow Now Angel know thou little I brown eyed maid that yours ours as you seem to think just j st now is not so 0 In fact I am unfortunately painfully sober Painfully exquisitely painfully so Should a aman aman aman man with a dragon with red Led eyes ride up in one of 01 the periodically p night mares to which you ou are arc apparently subject approach you and endeavor to tell you ou that I T am not sober sobel tell him him hes hos a d but never mind amen |