Show Perfect Square Meal Amazes No Roast Beef Included and English Wax Indignant nt Some Laborers Live on a Week a Joint I of Mutton Lasts Entire Week Ending in Hash or Soup By Dr JESSIE lIE HENDERSON Tho The New Yorker Abroad brou Special Dispatch to The Standard Standard- Examiner r Copyright 1927 1 n 7 Consolidated Press Irem Association LONDON June 25 Ail 5 All the low low- lowing lug ing III line of England are standing st. 13 1 deep In buttercups butter ups with a aloo alook loo look of ot bewilderment on their th r boo bo- bovino i vino me faces aces but with a L glimmer of ot something like merriment nt in m their eyes The Perfect Square Meal has been seen evolved by the nursing ex- ex exhibition at London It t is a square meal in to that it sat sat- It Is a perfect meal in that It t provides brain bruin blood and brawn out nut the far-famed far and justy justly cel- cel rated tl-rated roast beef beet of or OM Old England Is s not t on the menu Thus Thul Is life being revolutionized r thus hus Is a monkey wrench being thrown hi own into the Inn inner r l' works the he rc and adjacent t territories of John Bulls Bull's tight ht little island To 10 he the consternation of ot the tho th robust Tory I cr squires who ho swear by b their th lr c pounds rare off oft the top of ot he the round twice daily dal and the tre de- de delight of ot more souls who prattle of ot calories ad all vitamins men BLOOM lIU The perfect meal meal to to catch a no glimpse of which as It stands temptingly temptingly- displayed on its dais you ou must elbow your way through a perfect horde of ot amazed Britons contains all the famous vitamins A. A A B and C but theres there's not a hint of roast beef beet about it What's hats yet worse worse yet could anything be worse worse worse-It Z It It contains no tea teal Roast beef beet like all red meats tends ends to Increase the blood pres pres- pressure pressure sure said the expert In charge of the ho perfect square and one trou trou- trouble trouble trouble ble with the British nation abroad and at home is that Its It blood pres pros pressure pressure sure is la soaring This Induces bel bel- increases divorce and In Invites In- In vites Ites apoplexy Look at your our so- so called red cheeked healthy coun coun- country country country try squires squirts They are regarded as the finest type of English man If It you ou look closely you'll see that the red cheeks are more nearly purple generally with dispositions to match DONT DON'T EAT AN t OX Theres more real energy logical log log- logical logIcal ical thought and sheer strength in ina Ina a week of this perfect meal than In Ina Ina ina a herd of ot Grampian cattle You Tou dont don't have ha to eat cat an ox In order to have the strength of one nor a bulldog In order to be tenacious Consequently Its It's the hen which nowadays is tossing its head with pride Chicken forms torms tho the basis of ot the perfect meal chicken more more- moreover moreover moreover over with New Nelv pota pota- potatoes potatoes potatoes toes are likewise upon the plate a handful of ot lettuce fruit salad with a a. cream sauce and plenty of whole wheat bread with butter The drink is lemonade Chicken in England Is not cheap It ranges round about 2 a n. pound New potatoes however howe are to be had at eight ht to ten cents a a. pound Of course you OU dont don't use uso a whole chicken for each perfect meal nor nora a whole loaf boat of ot bread or pound of butter It Is la estimated therefore that a Do perfect meal In London London- with vitamins complete will complete will set flet you back about or But Dut unfortunately for vitamins cal cal- calories calories ories etc there thero are many people In London today living on IB 16 shil shil- shillings lings three lings three dollars and sixty five cents cents cents-a a week now HOW THEY DO IT The way they generally manage mana-e to do It Is to beg clothes owe for forthe forthe forthe the rent and buy a Joint of ot mut mut- mutton mutton mutton ton or beef beet What with roast beet the first day cold meat for a a. cou cou- pIe of ot days das minced meat for tor another day and thereafter soup a point lasts practically forever With a cabbage at eight cents and anda a few onions life may not be lux lux- luxurious luxurious urious but It as at least ous |