Show Today oday Dangerous Flying 1 Stock Worms Wonus for tor Unit Halt Itan lin alIl III Iff Peter I What Third Term Terni By Br ARTHUR BRISBANE Copyright 1927 J 91 by b tho the Star Co Bo no cautious about stock In fly fly- log Ins companies or our jour money may fly faster than the plane This is a necessary warning and Lindbergh gives It A concern with a name something some thin like Lind Lind- berghs bergh's Is alleged to have bave planned selling from to of oC stock on the strength of ot Lindbergh's achievement Running commercial flying routes must be a II losing Josing game ame for lor tho present Only heavy govern govern- government merit meat subsidies can mako make it pay p Senator Borah and Senator Senate Reed need of Missouri Mis decry President s 's use of ot worms worm for lor trout trou fishing Mr Ir Borah says sars the pres pres- president ident probably caught catfish but If they the were trout they mus must have been Imbeciles imbecile and Senator Reed Bays says Any ZAny trout that will wll wlllie willlie lie at the tho bottom of ot a lake Jake am ambite and bite a II worm is ia a degenerate However the tho worm is a silent bait modest and democratic Fish Fishing ing tag in his own way the prest- prest president dent nt has bas done very well with voles votes he may ma do as well nell with trout Russia's rulers communist suc successors of or Ivan tho Terrible and Peter the tho great believe as those ancients die dla the effects of terror Peter leter having discovered disco a con con- conspiracy conspiracy against him bins put many to death with torture on the scat scat- fold told Others in tho the conspiracy being dead their bodies dug up put on a a. sled and dragged by trained swine under the scaffold that their confederates might drip on their dead faces laces Ivan did worse than that Modern Russia is wild in com corn comparison parison but lItt o e groups are arc put putto putto putto to death in a modern way some accused of ot conspiring with Eng Eng- England England land some accused of ot being spies for tor Poland This does not sit well wellon wellon wellon on the stomach of ot modern Eu Eu- Europe Eu- Eu Europe Europe rope which chooses to forget target that Louis Loula the tho Eleventh did nearly all that Peter ever did Louis Seibold says sas Governor Lowden will base baso his effort to tako take tho the 1928 nomination from C on a II Third Term ferm Chal Chal- lenge Such a a. challenge should wait alt until 1932 President Cool Cool- Idge has been elected once George Washington was WIlS elected twice Flume a presidential vacancy caused by death d ath Is not an elec dec election tion or a term From the tho reward revard won on onby by Lindbergh h in his New York to Paris hop he must pay 1465 In Income In- In Income income come tax and antI It Is suggested that Congress dongress remit this tax Lindbergh should refuse such a chicken feed reward For the good goot he has 1183 done tho th th United States abroad and the tho Inspiration supplied to young oung men at home congress might well give him 5 5 and the nations nation's thanks While Lindbergh was In New NewYork NewYork York a prize fighter named Gold Gold- Goldstein stein stein knocked knocked out after aCter boxing one ono minute seven forty seconds seconds- was paid just juat Just what Lind Lind- Lindbergh Lindbergh Lindbergh bergh got for Cor his hs flight light We Wo re reward re- re reward reward ward our heroes unevenly Two British filers fliers Carr and started for tor India in a huge hugo bombing bombin plane hoping to break Chamberlin's record with a stop non flight They had to alight after aCter flying miles mUes We Ve should have wished them better fortune Ever Every new mark helps flying Had the Britons flown miles mUes without stopping stopping- some American would have hive soon doubled it The coun coun- country country country try that Invented flying machines Is not going to stay behind in flying with or without government government govern govern- ment mimi encouragement Religious fanatics gathering for foran foran foran an attack on Manila ManUa worry the authorities They need not wor wor- worry worry ry 17 if It they had a a. few tew flying ma ma- machines machines chines with a a. supply of ot tear gas bas and noisy but harmless explosives The The Philippine fanatics would recognize the airplanes and tear gas as something snore moro pow pow- powerful powerful erful than their pagan gods The me Bible tells how pagans were put down when a prophet of ot the true faith first poured water over oves overa a II bonfire and then called the lightning to start tho the fire tire Even fanatics know when they are arc beaten The British propose to reopen tho the conference decision decision Washington deci deci- sion on the size of ot cruisers at the next naval conference Why by not let the British who employ statesmen statesmen states states- men instead of ot politicians write out their ticket send it over for tor forus us to sign and save traveling ex expenses ex- ex expenses In the end we sign what they write out anyhow Then nobil nobU- nobility they congratulate us on our ity of ot character and dont don't laugh until they return home |