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Show That the above poem may fit the conditions of most of the old trout streams of the state. That Judge E. E. Dudley In eloquent elo-quent language on Wednesday last advised parties to quit making family troubles. That no place of business can be a success when it has an appearance of an orphans hoove, That little minds like weuk liuuors are soonest soured. That as long as joy-riding is so cheap we can hardly expect to see people settle diwn to business. That she had her hair cut and took a cold. That seven per cent is pretty weak "moon" we imagine, yet he had to pay fine. Did It Ever Occur to You That the vacant apartment has no I interest for him now that the grass widow is taking her vacation. On her I return her name will once more appear I in print. ' I That nobody cares much what you I believe so long as you don't irritate him by discussing it, but there is a bunch of the neighbors who are will-I will-I ing to tell all. It would make a good story when published. That we don't try and impress others with the idea we are something we can't be. ! That some "copy" had to be gotten in early last weekfor what reason. That a philosopher doesn't care whether a thing is really so or not as long as he can prove it That there are son places still left in Utah to visit regardless of what others may write about the glories glor-ies of the scenery outside of the state. That the ISIS Theatre with its vaudeville will be the leading show attraction at-traction of Bingham, when it is opened. open-ed. That Ladies of Bingham are advised advis-ed to look for the "SIGN OF THE PEACOCK." That Darrow couldnt make a monkey out of Bill. That the iceman is always a welcome wel-come visitor these days. That its better to talk of coal strikes in the summer than in the winter. That we are not anxious to see earthquake heads in the Salt Lake papers. California is welcome to all of them. That some of the boys will go to Salt Lake, tomorrow to meet "parson" Simpkin who will be at his old stand at the Phillips Congregational Church. - That the more a dirty pond is stirred stir-red the more it will stink. That a Chicago man gave his wife up to his best friend thereby making an enemy out of him. i That there are many barbers who a wish that men would follow women's ways and get their hair cut. jj n That if Bingham people are anx-jl anx-jl ious to see a good picture show the GEM is open from noon where you can keep cool and enjoy a good picture. pic-ture. That California may brag of it? beauties but take in one of our bath-j bath-j ing revues and be satisfied. I That truth is stranger than fiction, I and sometimes more decent. 1 That it is easy to believfe in evolution evolu-tion when you observe some sons of some fathers. That the Utah-Apex can raise some flowers in its territory. That when she said she was "Yearning," "Yearn-ing," it didn't seem she was fibbing a bit. That real editors attended the convention con-vention of the Utah Press Association. Associa-tion. ,.' That nothing can be gained by senseless sen-seless argument and hasty conchisi-ions. conchisi-ions. That anticipation still continues to furnish the best part of a vacation. That too many people mistake the stubbornness of their prejudices for the courage of their convictions. That Jack still takes in the races, and is anxious still to demonstrate his efficiency as a judge. That in the country calves are kept in the pasture, but in the city they are out in the open now as the short sox don't reach that far. That the best way to get down to work is early. That out of the three sisters one fellow dare not give an opinion as to the most capable. That when the wife is away on her vacation the old man does the best he knows how, to dirty every dish in the house and set them in the sink. ; . , . .; . That females should not be held responsible re-sponsible for the morals of males. .,,' That for the benefit of the patrons of "Shady Rest" we append the following fol-lowing verse: "About the rod and line. .. There was a fish for every hook, And angling then was fine; But if Ike Walton lived today ; ' He'd hear past any doubt: This stream was one a peach, they 1 say, . . . 1 But now it's all fished out." t |