Show Lying t fco to Judge and Wife Both Business Men of Good Character Falsify in Police Court as to Traffic Violations Does Violations Does Smell of Gasoline Make Man Lie By ERWIN GREER It Is perfectly 1 legitimate to tell teU a little white whit lie II to friend wife wire if yOU think you can get ett away with it But Dut do you Ah that Is an an- another another another other story atory nut But what bewilders me m Is that the business man whose character h 13 above aboTe reproach nearly always alwa's lies to the police pollee judge when ho he heIs hoIs Is brought Into court for or astop a w Why hy doesn't he het h stop and figure lIUre that a a police pollee judge judeo Is hearing lies day In and day out DUt auland and is la even evea more inor proficient than the wife wire In detecting them My investigation if it it U could ho bo called that that convinced me m that 99 09 per cent of ot the th traffic violators brought Into the tir police court lie about their then offenses I hate hale tomake to tomake tomake make such a charge but It you doubt me why visit vi lt the police court and prove It What Is It about a motor car that hypnotize men and women Into telling these lies ills All AU of them themar are truthful otherwise Men go co and tell teU the whoppers that got cot away from them They lie abo about t their poker games and their Income tax And for the th same lamo reason though God kno knows a what it can me they lie lieto to 10 the th police pollee judge and lie II In sach a way that ever body are lying Why one can even see seo that the lie II hurts them Nov V o Now I ask you aou ou this question Why should the th car owner be peeved if 1 another car passes paSsu him himon himon himon on the th lithway Answer that question and you'll have hav the tb ex cx ex ot of o why a man lies In the police court Can a motorist like Caesar Caesar dono do dono dono no wrong IS Ii I it always the th other fellows fellow's fault And why it to me me-la me I it that t the lh smaller the fine fin the bigger bigger the the lie lie Ive I've t r heard beard men tell whoppers whoppers-enor- whoppers mou enor-mou lies liea lie that never neTer could he be b be just be just just to escape a little five dollar fine To To fo prove provo the exception In my investigation In I heard only one chap tell the th truth Judge Judee he said It It was my fault My mind was on somethIng else els and and I 1 wasn't paying attention to what was ahead of me I have no alibI I was to blame no one on else And the judge dazed at I such Uch frankness murmured Case Cast dis dIs- dIsmissed dismissed dismissed missed I want to shake hands bands with ith a man in fn a million tell tell So It pays pars you see to tell the tho truth But Dut what hat when smelling gaso gaso- gasoline line easo-line line makes matea aman a man man a liar Answer ns Answer that It 1 you yon ou can |