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Show bin YOU KNOW? That when the shoe fits, some folks wear it. I That early to bed and early to rise, and your girl will go out with the other guys. That an aged Illinois citizen was burned to death when his whiskers caught fire, thus supplying another reason for a clean shave. That the mail order catalog holds no grief for the merchant who goes out and helps fight a fire. That the person who walked across the street was once called a "pedestrian." "pe-destrian." Now, unless he can hit a livlier gait, he is commonly called call-ed "the deceased." That one of the differences between a sign painter and a preacher is that a sign painter can always draw a crowd. That some reformers would wrap the naked truth in a mantel of hypocrisy. hypoc-risy. That folks this time of the year worry wor-ry because they have only one vacation va-cation to spend for their country. That we don't "exactly know where the U. S. government got all that $250,000,000 surplus but we can account ac-count for $7.4f$ of it. That the road to wealth is paved with the stones yon lay yourself. That a newspaper usually is as good as the people are at subscribing for it- . i. |