| Show U Copyright 19 1923 l 3 New r York TrI TrI- TrIbune Tribune bune Inc Trade Milk fallt Rete- Rete U V S Patent Office COLI 01 d 01 A judge has decided a that 1 be beir e i golf golt professional proCessional Is not an cc- cc es essential occupation When hen I hive ha e de developed eloped a a t slice or a hool Or say that mv my wont won't go goOi o 0 O Oi hn n hen Im I'm Im I'm debating about my And And- rush out to the pro When Im I'm In th throes of a n socket socket- in ing spell pell That renders my language Impure Just thin think as a duffer how much I VI would oud utter suffer It l the Doc t there with a acure acure acure cure Time The Doc Doe T ith Hh hits his quite often orten sn sen- sensible sen sensible sible sibil lore Such as 3 Keep sour our weight back backon backon backon on heels our a II bit mere For ji a lIc tiler t Is h as bad as the bu- bu bubonic bu bubonic bonic honk And hooking will 11 ili drive e one to drink And nd thres th res re's nothing so cutting or painful p as putting That suddenly goes on the th- blink l hen I have e forgotten the he things I do doTo doTo To 10 get the bill out of oC th tb the san sand 1 Ml II d brain often would i r soften th the old Doe was me at hand 1 he hc Doc Doe with Ith hits his seon IOCO scowl I as I he hear r him Insist tI I 1 don t I like th tho thi say ivay ay vou ou ou ama aie aiebi 10 bi hi caking our wrist Per haps the Judge Judee ne never neer tr has oft oC hi his hh game same With th no bitter LEtter fault to correct With no thought o erring ot-erring as h hd liS ii as s tl ti His Ills hen about to con con- con connect nr ct Or do rha s-do s do vou ou think It could coul possibly b bo be That he sought the tle th lee ad of o 0 n a apro apro pro And aft after r much dubbing and flop flop flop- flopping pin lop pin ping p and flubbing lie He found that his tips Ups wouldn t go CO Did th Judge take a 0 lesion oD to find with Ith a curse That his game same the ne next neU t day had ro g-ro gron n tel orsEl MAN lI s 's Vb T Two 0 sears ears ago Cobb predIct tl et HIli Hairy ry oud be beon one no of ot the great reat hitters of ot the game came Hermann Helmann that year ear led Cobb and Speaker Sp only fall fall- fallIni f ll tag Ini below 4 0 the last la t few k For over the fie months he bal bal- balanced bal balanced his target tar t figures beta en een and 20 In oa 01 one of o the mot most consistent marches In the th s span of play An Injury last season cut In up-cn up up- up upen upen en his effectiveness but as lq It a he finished Ith eith for tor or gm games Back In great gred shape this sea sea- season SOD son the Tiger e opened the heaviest hea lest fusillade of ot the major I league majorI ague lot giving evidence agaIn be hl is on his way ay to another ague le-ague-l league season beason eason TiLL TILE TING G GnU GniP The Thc main peculiarity of or Groh Grob at bat bt b t Is not the unusual stance lIe he takes take at the plate the bat at held ell all fo forward r th the hands wide Ide apart aport The bizarre feature is that happens to be the pla payer r Ite lit It the e game gamo TV eho ho shifts his gIll gilp se several Inches in the course coure of a swing As 1 e stands waiting for r Itch the right hand and Is ix eight or ten inches above o the left But ut he doesn t s swing sIng Ing In that fashion s belt bat starts backward ard rig Jot band hand slips down on against the left Ie-ft In this way apparently accelerating crating the speed of the thc lat bat I It H jiji y not be orthodox hut but It gr ts which Is frequently said to b he main TIT Idea idea Ri nt Dai Sir Ir I see you hate la d that the tho first C 11 ball balI ess as s wn in 1844 1544 b bi a Dart Dart- Dartmouth Dartmouth Dartmouth mouth pitcher r 1 1 hat may be true ti-ne hut Iut I c m go no back hack much tImer Ui-tImer than that for Cor or another record In looking over mci- 0 er an old record book I find th the first Bean Be-an Ba Ea I Iwas nas thrown n by David eral s sans ns before I r W SCOT SCOTT You ou can ne never neier er tIll tell jut t hat ehat a little pS psychology will viii do for a 0 ma ma-i ma When hen Fred Tred Fulton Pulton for tor almost tho first time in his remembrance heard the applause of ot a 3 big Dig ro 1 in place of ot jeers III J there L 1 b a strong chance that his soul ma may ha hay been bee reborn and that at last lat the tho vital Ital spark was VIas flaming laming within hi a 0 breast This t ital sp spark rk Is al nil all that Fulton has needed the will III to tear In and and viii III That on outburst of oe acclaim following the fl fish J t In Jeroe Jersey m nuy y nell ell base 0 made him a t ta- ta ta fa more danger danger- dangerOUS ous danier-ous er- er erI erous I ous contender at nt his next net start I mallor things hn havo hao 0 upset t na- na nations na nations naI I I Ille Willard d has hM yOrI olied the first tt tf t 0 leading that problems problems thAt it It getting well ell rIo down domn n below 2 2 q which few fee fO believed ed h he cou 1 doI doThe doThe do I The Ver ans to the second problem will VIII not be riven gln ou out t until he I steps Into Inlo the ring Thi This hem concerns concern his Inward In his competitor chance hance to be a rug ire I 1 toy tor at the thc ago e ot of three forty after afler foul sears ars of ot ring Idleness It he comes through h ely In Inthis this he h 1 mu must t be rated one on of the l marvels ot of the agean age lof an and nd 1 vet et in sport port there th r ha have hate e been blen mOl r p sensational episodes It if one ls h hack back 0 over oer Or the long lone list of the thines U tl t t couldn't happen hut som somehow ho dl did 1 With Ith Little Bill Bill Bill- Johnston Jesse JOsse se S ee Francis A Gardler Walter en GEne and the Yale Her Yale Har ari track Irack t teams r attacks a against BritIsh something nl at it least It a atop acup top UV be loe II ane softly oser OHr b July |
