Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-05-03 | Page 4 | Tom Sims Says

Sims IW cr Perhaps wild lId flowers are arc wild be because cause e ev after aner them Womans Woman's place Is in the home bome not in the garden II Some men living a dogs dog's life We have no license to do it Blowing J our own horn born a little Is necessary Do not however er blow It to beat the band Vb What at wo 0 cant can't un understand dent and about marathon dancers Is how do they g t off oft from 1 work ork that long Chuckle and the world orld chuckles sith Ith you weep and somebody sill Ill steal Jour our handkerchief A clock watcher is lS usually a man Iho sho is marking time i Porch swings auto seats and park benches indicate the Juno June bride crop will be he large A steady beau Is any beau hem sIster can make mako feel eel shaky Screens are fine mesh whIch flies think are up to keep them from frODl getting out About the only easy way to holda hold II a job these days is to marry maTlY marr some of the boss kinsfolk A puncture Is a II Utile mUe hole hola found In auto tires Urea at long distance from phones or garages T- T The average man has baa a better average than the average man thinks l A sidewalk Sr iP a n paved place for women to stop in tn the middle of while they argue