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Show DID YOU KNOW? ' V - That in olden days ladies had to lift -, ',1 their wide skirts in crossing a " . street. Now the men lift their wide j " X: trousers. That the big talker and the little do- ' t er are nearly always one and the same. ' "' - - That at the age of 18 a young man's .- hed swells, at 40 his waist swells, . t at 60 his ankles swell. That's why y, ; he has such a swell time all his lifts. ,' I . . ') '".4) That people who are the most, c- complished do not always account- i Cs lish the most. vV- , 'i Vi -"fa That one of the most frequently re- " i.f, peated bits of criticism We hear is t "Haw can she dress like she does f ';: on her husband's salary." ' - . e."js - .' ' ' ''., -'v'-h? That he can't who thinks he .can't. - t . ' ' " -- ; ' t That a hint to the wives is insuffici- Y-i ent. , . .. .-ft. ? That hope springs eternal until the spring breaks. , y That the modern version is, lips that ' .-: mooch liquor shall never mooch f ' "line- - " ' ' - That the telephone girl who marries ."; . 'V? and has triplets finally learns the ' x annoyance of a wrong number. v ' ' . , y ' That the sun never sets on a well -ad- f- vertised article. , 1 J ' t' That love's young dream is frequently interrupted by a collector ringing "' . ". ?y the front door bell. t'j - ; r That a man who kisses a girl against " her will, says Lawrence, is either a ' ' '- brute or a diplomat. That for some people the best part , j of a fishing trip is the planning be- t forehand and the telling about it ' i afterwards. That he stated he didn't know when they were going to get married. That she happened to know the day, and so they got married. 'i ' That they thought they could string beans, and kid gloves, but ' they couldn't Bull Durham. That we wish them luck anyhow, although al-though it did cease to be a secret when she told it to a friend. That the happiest moment of a fat woman's life is when she meets some orher lady who is a trifle fatter. fat-ter. That the cross word puzzles have helped us forget the banana song. That Dan says life is like a game of cards. The Queen always follows' the Jack. That it is badd luck to sett on a redd hot stoav without yoar asbestos pants. That Art says his idea of the softest job in the world is coaching the - Glee Club in a deaf and dumb school. ; ' |