Show 1 o wes j I ji m THE TilE HURD TIRI DUG BUG According to Leslie Lelle M 1 Shaw who worships the th because he ha h think thinks it Il the open shop hop hop Calvin Coolidge ts is not lIot et i-fe i H I Is till vice vie president eter- eter e r c the th functions function bu not vest ed cd with the ottice of president The Th purpose is 10 1 of course coune to tolay tolay lay the th third term bugaboo bu oo In 1928 But why Invent ao 90 o I dl 1 a 8 Quibble to meet a with which technicalities have nothing to do 7 There Ther I la is no law agn nat i three terms term or 10 for tor a president And whether the tb extra logal loe third third- third term term tradition shut ill construe a i term torm and a quarter r as a one on term lOr Or two tWO Is 19 a matter malter of ot popular sentiment rather than of legal legal- casuistry it lf the tir people want Coolidge ColIdge In 1928 they will sill count iv's care as nearer n four tour than eight and nd therefore as one term It If the do not 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tell me m how to run nun It It Vote Vote Vot for tor old Bill Dill th tho thu man that Ion dent t know no more mor thin OU do What that hat would Bill Dill do It if I-e I re e had hadan hadan hadan an official certificate ot of o superior intelligence ence It would be nearlY 08 a fatal aa os being listed hinted In tn brad brad- Bradstreet street 5 0 CHAMP O S STILL AT JOB JUU Another test tel of ot p sueJo rac rae rac All Alt that each of us u needs n dIs I Is 0 a 8 chance chanc to show how U th-U he h can cande cando cando do de as ao a well wall as the th best b t of or them Well Vell once one in a 8 while we w ft got It it It Somebody starts atut tart a contest open to all alt comers rena rn or of thousands compote compete all ail anonymously but when the th envelope envelop containing the th name nam of the th win win- winner win win win-nr nor ner I Is ii opened he h Is I found to be precIsely the th tint first man w no ho would have been chosen If It thor were no contest content The Tho Th win Winner nOr of o the th Bolt Bok B k prize for a n plan of Ial co- co co operation n turned tumid out to lie b Dr Charles Charle H Levermore director of the World Peace o and e editor of o the th League of Nations ear ar Book Books Tire Tir winner of ot the lh pil for tor a 8 aplan plan of o world peace education was as ld Da Starr Jordat Jordal the most mol among amoni American A on exactly that subject who ho had given 20 ear of din dl- dia leadership to It The Th Nobel Nobl prize for tor physical I sd science nce en went not to somo lome sudden but to Dr Roberl A Mil Mil- Millikan Mil likan for a lifetime thu the nead acad of oon one of the th leading ll research research re- re search arch laboratories l of ot th the tir world orld Dr himself recoil recel es about Six fix letters lettero a day from volunteer Inventors Inventor of world- world shaking devices and hopefully reads them th m all About Aboul one on a year is I promising enough nough to be b worth further In- In investigation In atlon but In a l long lon ng not one on of these thee the has haa ha y L L panned out t tone However Dr Millikan Is in still hopIng If It the tho th super patriots l of Eu Europe rope p were to ofte offer of r a prize fo tom the ode od they might get let a 8 million but the tho tb envelope of the th would contain the th name ot nud- nud yard Kud-yard yard Kipling I There Ther are ar doubtless still sUII flow flo ere era r born to blush bluh unseen but titO tha champion In any claa class cla I la is working lit at t It now flow THE LAUGH Aside Alde AId from anonymous attak which may b be neglected Ih the real opposition to th time tir 11 hbo amendment ls La I based ba on alleged fears ar of the th of f h 0 HOrt sorts ot of personal righta l r on l rights and nd slates late tea rights And of these the th states rights argument I i l the tb only one ona with n enough logic to call ev v n o for tor ft a refutation Evel Evemy y power POor PO or to 10 Invade personal rights right which tt this am amendment might COli confer fer on congro congress I Is al- al alread alread read al-read read possessed sed by the th ot Kilo t ito Ie leg leg- ler Ii It h te i alwa s a 1 been I e the power 0 er of my ay state to 10 pats pass hans s that thil Mar lIar Mari Till nil not I help mother with the dishes and ad that George G orte shall hall hill do d io 0 chores on the farm but bul no tate state taie laturo wa was ever cra ough to todo todo I do 10 so o and neither will I tiny any ny coo con con grett greet grea The Theme e is I no risk to 10 personal I IThe rights that has haa not noi us al u al exist exist- existed cd ed cd edThe Th The ical meal Invasion I 1 here there Is IsI I any Is of states slates rights And en een e this I Is rather a titan than Ian an undermining of ot the llio legitimate action of I the he states Competitive business Id ii no long long- longer longen loni-cr loni er en local A cotton cottun mill in Mafia I longI or California must mu t corn com compete com pete with Ith w one In or Alabama I If It congre congress establishes a uni- uni uniform uni uniform form minimum standard which any state tat may Improve on but bul which no state tut may muy tal Lal blow below there will t ill b be no competitive temptation to la lax laws and no competitive handicap In tn good ones onesI Theoretically congress will I with the states slate a j certain c authority which the h states have i hitherto possessed Alone I Practically the tho states ill til 11 hina hea hate h a fl leer eer hind hand than titan now tor for time the th protection of o their ova 0 ow n children I |