| Show i y 1 l l tin r raid Writer IF YOU WOULD BE HAPPILY WEDDED DONT DON'T PICK A GIRL HIR LOOKS OR HER CHILDISH PRATTLE PRATTLE-DON'T PRATTLE DONT DON'T MARRY A REFORMER ABOVE REFORMER ABOVE ALL SELECT A GIRL WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR PICKING out ll R wife IN Don t marry a girl eirl just jutt bce became she has a pretty face Cace because that II 1 the th one on MatrImonIal bet on which vou OU arc bound to lose out c eventual anna W Time ill III health children the th general o rw e-rw r W A e wear we and tear or of life rob a woman woma of her tS beauty so that he he who was a living picture at twenty il Is often a J chromo at thirty and a ait scarecrow ft at forty VOU can set get tull a aw fully of or looking lit at any Rny one YOU matter how classical their out outa set at features no a i Is i nor Dor how bow lell the arc re assembled It they Ille but a lovely mask nor will 11 vou OU long lone at atthe aE Si S the th touch ot golden BOldin tresses a natural wave In lif them K It they cover a dome dom or o solid bone Moreo Moreover er a beauty 19 almost centered In aln and accustomed to adulation and expects her husband to be al allas las on hIs knees burning Incense beCore her Instead ot being I to do a little busIness I the punk 1 i i st s herself Dont Don't marry a girl who chicken pecks her h family unless you want to be chicken peeked pecked yourself MAUD tells father and mother where to get oft off and her little IF and brothers stand in l a awe e of ot her be sure that the man she sh marries 1111 wipe his bis feet on the th doormat when he tomes come home at night and e P up smoking because she docs not like odor of ot An Am girl who can boss bos her ber 1 0 own n family can terrorize a mere bus husband with one on handled hand tied led behind her Dont Don't marry n a girl who is a natural born reformer Before you an are married to her and when you have only occasional doseo ot of It It may seem very tweet sweet and sentimental to you to have a dear little saint trying to lead you up to the higher higher life Ife but after marriage It doesn't make for harmony In the 1 home to ha c a critic on the hearth MO Wire is line pestilential or lets gets more mor on her ber husbands husband s nen es No than the tho one bo v ho 1 as born thinking that e everything cr thing that she does Dot wint lo 10 do is Ion and that it Is hei bel dut to Intel tere In all her husbands husband's habits and pleasures Don Dont t marry a poor girl who dresses beyond her means girl who IT is willing to It lei her ber mother work or her fingers to the bone THE HUE Eel lug ing lor tor her and run her ber old father m III debt to provide provid hetI hei het I will have hB no mercy on hr her husbands husband s pocketbook and 1111 keep his nose 10 to the grindstone as long Ions a he be 11 os Dont Don't marry a simple little who rolls her eyes at and asks you artless questions about things that any child should know is something attractive to men in morons 1 as long lone as liS the thc are and have peaches and cream complex But Dut the trouble Is that they don dont t stay eighteen and lose their con and then are just plain Cools tool ver er a II man mau peaks oi or the woman to whom he Is married as a his child wit he a J o ot boredom that would draw l tears ot at sympathy froma troma a alone stene Dont Don't marry a little clinging vine It may make you feel leven feet high and big and strong and chesty as Jim for Tor some dependent little creature to flop around your neck as a limply as a Wet dish rag and ask aek you what to do doand what hat to think but it t ic Is only at times that a man enjoys a par parasite He doesn't want it for a steady thing C W WA TS A I TS a wife who Mill know 1 when hen to do the th clinging vine act and andI I when hen to have bave as much backbone as a a telephone post Hi He 1 wanta ants a wife who I HI deter defer to him but bo will eo go along alone and run her end enot If the 1111 matrimonial partnership without burdening hImI him w I Ith the details Dont Don't marry a girl who thinks she is artistic and who wears floppy clothes and whose hair looks as if It had bee It combed with a a vacuum cleaner T kind of oC girl will never Sl Sleep under the beds noi gather up TICA O cis in the bathroom nor keep a II house bouse where bere thero is any I t and 01 older der Del al e oC o the girt gIrl who ho tells ou that her ber soul souli soulI i I aho above e the tho sordid things ot or ever da Ih thine as as you auld tho leprosy I Dont Don't marry mury a girl who is temperamental enl who la 18 Oaring flaring up and angry about nothing 1 may bo be hID to quarrel with before beCore vou au are married but it Is tar far from rom amusing to ha havo e to walk on eggs egg after aCter ou are ar married to keep oni om lining a wife Ife I whose bose temper is set on a hair II and liable u explode at the lightest Jostle Every mans man's ideal a of homo horn is a II place I JI peace and rest not a battleground where ho h has alwa s to keep on ls fighting clothes Avoid also tho tender tende sensitive little creature who bursts Into tears on every occasion and whose delicate are always being wounded THERE THERE are tew ew lIves moro mor afflicting than those who bo keep kep their feel feelIngs Ings spread all over Or the place nor is any domestic at phero mOd mOle depressing than that of the household which has at Its lis head 0 woman oman I ho l al always ays keeps her ber cars turned on at the tap Dont Don't marry any woman wo affects to despise domesticity A A WOMAN VOMA may ha have hae e every charm and virtue virtu In the world but K I she does not know how to get the most out of a dollar how bow to set a labIa and manage manago a II house and make her family comfortable she a failure aa a II 1 wife Ire and her husband will rIse riso up and curse the day he marl man led her ber Dont Don't marry a woman without t a sense of humor Ther There are areo 50 o many things In married life lit over which a woman must either laugh or cry and your happiness and well being depend upon your wife having a funny bone II TF SHE can see soe that her husband Is t the tho greatest of all human jokes she will smile at our fussy ussy ways and let vou ou enjoy thorn them In leace Instead of at trying to reform them and she will smile at our pec and e them In instead tead of ot lambasting you for tor them Follow these dont don't sons ion and when you marry you will get the right girl an bc happy ever after DOROTHY right 1921 1924 by Public Ledger Company |
