Show I Gets Rid of Bores Funny Statues In London 4 By ily NEn XI NItA Service Writer ONDON 1 I don t know whether LONDON L any author i hn-i M es er or tried It on onI President Coolidge but here Is the tho I recipe ot of HenrI Duvern lq ell well known Parisian no for got get getling ling rid ot of boles bozes Many Mony of ot them think he ought to toI take lake up various abuses and send attack them In his noels no els After inc listen listen- leg Ine- to them for tor about tv t to o 0 mInutes I edges out ot of the tho I room while sa aing Ing Impressively and courteously I What hat you say ny ay luas li s s convinced con me methe methe I the e Is 0 a a great ire t abuse But Dut It calls for toc action why don tI t I 1 II I I I ou 0 ou Oil tell this to President Miller- Miller and nd 1 10 He 0 alIt III see eo that justice Is done One Ono ot of his Ills friends naked Du nol Duter-nol er- er nois whether ho he didn t think he was doing dolne wrong rong all II those theRO people on Vie te th president Bless ou no They never ne cr get nell the tho The r Is the best lest policed building In a all A N American called at- at attention attention L at-L to some sonie funni things connected so with Ith London statues tatus For Instance old King ICing IV and I tt the Duke ot of o are both Loth mounted astride bl bI brisk horses horse They at ar nie 0 seated on blankets els with 1111 no saddle addle saddles or girths Their Theil feet teet hang down and there are no stir stir- stirrups stirrups for tor them to put their InThis I In InThis n This a aroused a Il Briton s curios curios- curiosity ty e ly ait and ho found two In the th subjects were ere depicted 5 u eai log 3 tie classes glosses e Sir Mr Ir Walter alter ant the tile time one nov nov- novelist novelist and Sir lUrId Ia Vison Ij-Vison son the tho th temperance advocate And Asid perhaps the most t pica statue In nil all Lon London I is that ot of Sir Sidney 5 In HIS HIS-h High High- Highgate cate gate lIe He is carr Ing an umbrella MON rION fORT of ot the Paris Opera recently sang ing In lo Marseilles Marseille She took tool lunch hunch i n a 0 famous amous restaurant re and nd brought back this yarn She he asked tOI to mustad The Iho stifled a Il lasso lann a nand and said ald there v s- be none until the then n Ct Cloning C Lemon then Ihen ever sever on Thursday and Sun Sun- Sun Sun-da Sundae dae Butter gor Son It Its s 5 too strong Milk A A thousand pardons It s Just turned t sour |