Show NATIONAL MEN AND AFFAIRS Politicians Believe It should should-Be Should Be Spelled Teapot 1 I Doom No allon Oil all on Al AI Smith Except I Fusel Variety I UY liv 1 T S SL L COP Copi right 1931 1921 bv by The CO 1 dated doled p liess Pi ess Association I I NEW YORK reb 16 Tea pdt I Doom I That Is the tho flame ame ghen given to the senate by one ono ot of the men mentioned in connection connection tion with It ani apparently thoI therA are others aliO ho are aro viewing it In Inthe inthe inthe the same Bame light The bells of ot political political political cal doom are art tolling toiling thes these days das and no man seems to know Inow i just when he will be bo found tuned In on one ono of ot the tho peals ot or the tho aster ds d's aste aster Meantime the tho boys boys who haae I dS been been coing cring Cl Ing out these past 10 ears lor or so for tor an n old fashioned colorful campaIgn are going to hate h e their niah Ish The campaign Is ts to b bo be both and y I Alread toe i political are beginning to appear ns Keep Keep cool and Coolidge says as Senator Willis of ot Ohio in a t eW ow York speech I Turn out the grind nd oil P 8 say the tho members rs of or the I Jubilant The e s 5 no oil on Al AI the lant lent supporters of New York Yorks York's pop pop- popular popular pop popular ular governor who aho ho ha has entered In Ill Inthe Inthe the i race in spite of ot his own Potes pi P- otes- otes otes Theres There's oil all I right sa say come somo ot of the tho Smith opponents lucre may not riot bo be an any n u on Al Albut Albut Albut but what about fuse fusel fusei I Then the wet et tet and dry argument begIns all over again The Tho old thumb marked lees are being oft off the sheh e at atLo to I Lo look for tor all the chai es that can an be rung rune In on robb robbers rs grafters thieves thle es bell a CIS ot of othe the public trust rascals oIl hounds and what not Oh ye there lucre I I lb li evel every to 0 the going is to bo be tul And Anil slip slip- slippery slip slippery ilp- ilp pery ery The rho result may depend upon which side s Ipa the farther tarther 1 Out of ot all the crime crimo and a alter elter ho hover ever ver a little bit of ot sunshine appears ap- ap pears ears cars It Is the Story stor they arc are tell tell- tellIng tell tell-ng Ing ng do down don n at Palm Beach on Alex Alex- Alexnder Alex inder P Moore of ot American merican am ambassador bo at Madrid Alex Is home on lea leave bate e and H t the tho resort along nith Ith ny nany othe other notables of extreme alth and fashion Alex Alec Alexias as a Teat friend of ot the late President and next to the dead he has the a admiration In the tho world to for red 1 ot of o Chicago ot of the grand old pert part p or r vou ou to call I 1 fco be o it Is 18 related of ot Alax Alex Moore Moor that after arter his first formal introduction lion tion to King Altonso AHonso he got quite uY chul with lIh tho the youthful mon mon- monarch moo moo- arch just juat as aa two ouch typical men ot of the tho world orld would get chummy chun my By thoa the tho was wa a King AleX said Alo 1 ono one day do lou ou Oll know Fred Up- Up Upham ham Up-ham ham ito r 1100 o don t I bello believe I do replied his lila majesty majest I Fred vt Dont know Upham Chicago AI Alex was wa plainly astounded Nope said the king Well you re a 1 king not notto notto notto to know Pred Upham Pred has promised to go 10 to Spain next i oar ear I INow Now we sue e know lenow wh why the they call them poor fish I IEdward Edward N nurle Hurle newly ap- ap appointed appointed ap pointed member of the American debt funding commission has just completed a e beautiful winter home down at Miami Beach florida The Tho house built In Spanish tit all Ia 10 I faces tl of ot the tho side of ot the bay and aa so a part of the outdoor equipment there Is la a fine Venetian n dock Mr lIr Hurle Hurley hasn't got a boat but he ho is hopeful bat some of ot his hisrich hisrich hisrich rich friends nut Ill como come to call on 00 him lum home some ome day via Ill la theater the water ater route I Meantime the dock Is not Idle Idie and that Is la the tho point of ot the tho ator story Down below tho the dock the water has hae been boarded in with slits silts ike fI or six elx Inches wide aide the y heD planks plan This Is aver a very hu- hu huI humane hu humane I mane mano contraption It was sas 1 as built bult toy by Mr Hurley Hunley as loS a haven havon of refuge refugo for tor the smaller fish who are con con- constantly conStantly con constantly fleeing tor for their lives from the big fish of the tho tropical sub-tropical wa- wa waters wa waters tera Alread Already there have been SOme 11 el un underwater de ater scrimmages about the dock I Now comes the th sad part of ot the stor story Mr Ir Hurley goes out when the waters natena aters are quiet and when alien ben th the fishes down below think their ther enemies have havo disappeared and ho he drops some somo hooks and lines over over- board overboard with tempting bits of ot bait on them Iho 1 ho he unsuspecting denizens 0 of II the deep como come out between the pie pio- pi 0 boards gobble up Ih thu Lait I and Mr Hurle has a II fine mess to for dinner dillner I Poor fishl fish What hat chanco hate o they got I 1 |