Show 1 4 Mrs Higgins Makes Up Twins Twin's Mind That Winters Are Warmer Twin Agrees Nit V a r I I II II I II I I II If yon really think I It the Is gout getting warmer I In n tho States OU OU h take a 0 short a alit N out In n hands some fine fino after after- afternoon noon In January die sed Iu in your our negligible I I I I II BY SYM SUI S N a about out mah-Jong mah re- re remarks G tIt the frau busting Into Int a conversation Ito It been blen hi h Jit tug about the income tax It seems to tc tome tome me that the tho winters aln ain t nearly so bad like 1110 they used to 10 be What hilt makes make iou Sou ou think ou ou think so I turna r-turna The Tho tact fact that you QU OU Is sitting on of tp t p of a radi radi- radiator radi- radi radiator radiator ator 0 or has y ou nu been looking UI up tho dope dolo at nt tho the w-ather w brewery Well Well ell answers the wife they say say- Thy Tn Th y oh eh I 1 cuts uL In tn What t does Maggio say siy I I 1 didn t mention Mag Maggie shoots out the blight of m mi my life I 1 know you didn t t f Y admits but but that frills trill frill s always been the they you ou always spring to back up such CUCKOO cracks as you fluor fI till or ne me with Ith from time to times Anwa they lh y In th sen- sen sen sentence tence they say don t n never ver mean nothing excepting one or less len per per- persons persons per persons sons Using they nay Fay Is just the th I same Bamo as In somebody to drop In some time It don t t mean nothing noth noth- nothing ing Do Eo definite gal be bo d with the As Asand Who Vho s 0 they Elgin md and 1 11 write rite e cm et dow down n Im 1 rat m they the shrills the frau and I 1 Sl says sais s the Is getting mild Ain Aln t t theyS they'S They Thy ain aim t t I 1 come com bank back and you aint Pit on your furs and drink a hot liot lemonades and you 11 Ii think you on re 10 in 11 Ing In the tropics with nith lle 11 praetor running I Sour lour our nil 11 closet What inquires the tho wife wite fe Is all of f that blah blah- w blah hi h got to do o with I tt hat I 1 Im to In talking hIking about WIT WI Il ALIKE I I nier Ier er thing I 1 tells t her They lain t no difference h between t een the Inters of the last ten years ears for examples than they was 5 In the tho ten year ears just before sou ou veto HI wc e born If you ou wants ants to go back to pro pro pro- pre 1 times timea s The only Is folks folies how to better Back In th the theold theold old days dais do s they to be bo ono one stove In the ling Hi Ing i i 1 lorn om hat hat had a n lotto iutta I trouble heating healing up liP and you ou went to the tho hay anti and climbed out with icicles 1 hanging banging on n your our front teeth Belles n no which they h 8 learned how to make cloth cloths cloth that that- that'll without weigh weigh- weighIng weighing ll 11 Keep you warm t ing log about a hundred pounds like they used to They may bo ho something In that en cn If It you does SH St suy it remarks the wife Ife but only the other day dayI II II III I was nas reading m n the tho piper that the tho I and pret- pret pretty ors Is 0 anty y ty soon It 11 II be warm 01 In enough to raise a ai at th the North Pole Gl lers fers 01 of says SI aai I That stuff s a the bunk budit Know how fast a glazier n not moves moves not t the union Lind but hut the k nd you think you Is tAli In about j No Xo answers then the w Ife ifs I I dont don't know either I Where do i you ou lI get t that neither I 1 yelps They Thoy ain aln t thatch hatch nothing in to tut th fields of Ino ledge that I don t know more about than most moat folk foll leas has forgot forgot- forgotten forgotten forgotten ten A glazier little cowslip at the Int Cates s of a Inch about every ery thousand yeas yea's or so Com Corn Compared pared to one ono fit of I tho thorn them things a 0 rock that's paralyzed gre goes e e around the tho orld onset oni-ft every second and a ahalt half How Ilow do you vU figure any gla- gla glaziers gla glaziers has supped last fast t ough In your our time to make any s-Iy changes In Inthe inthe Inthe the ther el You You s kno know a too oo much mu h now re- re re-maiks re maths the tho misses and and telling you anything else d bo ho Ike Ike painting coal black LUck Jolo Maybe Maiba h them got nothing to do with the weather but the h facts ts Is that the thea Inters a inters Is a getting gating w at mer Yeh Yen I 1 SIB but tell me why hY i iDo Do I have havo to krow kros the tile why comes back die the frau I don t know why hy chickens lay eggs Instead of eggplants but they say AllY j ay that they I does floes Do you ou know l hy ID MEAT Al OUTDOORS Sure I tell tells her For the samo llamo reasons that a shad lays Jaya roe roo Instead of down to ele bleep p But you youcan ou can take It for tor Ins m In Km gal they aint been no changes In the weather and Ill I II bet the dope dolo down the warmer and warmer and gues Ing of back baek be up uv In the fret place like I 1 said before people 1 better how to dress far for winter ulster and how to warm their s hous-s better than Uy th y used to In the th second places Is all crowded nowadays and the tho kinds kinda wind winds that used to burn off the ends of your smeller and listeners dont don't get no chance for fora fora fora a free tree swing at you Tak Take towns like New York and Chicago for tor forthe the examples Pe Pea des dee the high building the which block bind off oft the gales thy they Is 1 shout about k a million build buildings logs ings more than lep leer leef In each of them joints all 1111 heated up and the out lr it the le ll e street t ha has esen en been made lowr by the flock of furnaces furnace that I la is working a WEll sa Says a s the tho frau rau aint It just like liko I Bald Mat Ain Aln I t the winters winter warmer The They maybe ma is In the big titles I I admits but but Sou ou might as aa well we says tigers Is setting getting tamer be- be because bs cause causo you iou ou 1 seen een one that had Its It teeth and cla claws clans pulled and all the theve th ve pep clubbed It It yu yeu thinks the tho winter winters s getting coiling warmer In the tho United States you take lako a short walk out In Kansas KanAs some somo fine tino noon In January In your 5 our silk Bilk negligible As Asa Asa Aa a a matter of fact faca t too tho o only change chango you QU ou has noticed ha has been brun about by radiators end r big build build- buildIngs buildIngs logs Ings and the fasts facts that you Is sup sup- supposed supposed posed to hate ha barred something since you yau u were ere 11 II kid about how to take care of ourel In coM cold weather Its It a finny f mn inny though how bow peoples people's Ideas change as they get ge older How do you man m-an It If anything 1 queries the tho misses Well Veil I explains you run Into a old cuckoo without no teeth cut cute Indigestion and und hardening of othe the arteries with one on foot In the toot six foot hole and t the other on n a apiece piece of Ice with a banana peeling under It It and hell he'll toll tell how much apples used to be when ho he h was ns a youngs er The bobo for tor- forgets gets It nin aln t apples that Is le changed but ut him It Its s the same Sl sam way wy with nil all this talk about how much bet bet- better better better ter things used to b be I 1 guess some things w were ware o bett better betterin r rIn In the old days remarks tho frau AIa Maybe Mabe be says I but off oft hands I can only think of one thing 8 that 1 asks the misses The The stuff I J that explains e makes Ice Ico at water r taste good right the pitcher I 1 had a Idea the run Into a distillery ry If It I kept Is la going long enough sniffs the frau Funny about you Tv Twin In Every vory con er conversation iou Sou OU starts e en If It Its It's about getting me a new dress diess If It ever al always ays ends up with hooch You got a one Ira k mind and th the pat par barns I li is a barrel house U Illi UNCO VINCED The Tho winters says flaYS I J Is maybe maybo gettin getting mild milder or but pur Insults Insult aint But I 1 don din t care They run runs offs mo trio like niter ter backs bocks oft off a duck I m rat towing to good on the account of having convinced you that tat the r aln nin t changed none nono In la this country You gasps l the wife You con con- convInce convince con convince vince mo me Aint 11 I I r returns turns Before you started to talk says th the m misses I wasn't quite quito sure About the tho winters having got warmer but now Im I'm sure Of ot It Maybe you iou ou dont don dolt t t know It but nil all that I Is la or ever hopes hol s to be I owes to the cop coppering perine of tho the things you tell me i I Why I Inquires sarcastic t you do porn some om of that cop cop- poring cop poring when I asked you to mar mar- marry marry ry me You believed me when I told you that t I 1 10 lo ed ell you didn tou t tou ou It It was wa right after atter that that she ho comes back that I learned the trick W We did admits the tho misses I but now that Its It's all settled that the winters sinters la Is goWnS getting warmer you'd be better Iter throws s II u few curves Into the tho furnace I i Whit for tor I 1 Inquires Aint Aint Hurry juts j In the wife I aint never seen It as cold for tor this time of the year l I |