Show xo for A poet once jumped to the conclusion that there was no rhyme to tipperary and said so whereupon an indignant irishman who chanced also to be a bit of a versifier pounced upon him and poked fun at him in a lengthy poem every other line of which rhymed or was supposed to rhyme with the place in question thus A bard there hafi in sad quandary i to find a rhyme for tipperary lona labored ho through january yet found no rhyme for tipperary tolled every day in february but tolled in vain tor tipperary searched hebrew text and commentary but searched in vain for tipperary and so on through many scores of stanzas ending up with he paced about his aviary burnt in his dictionary blew up sky high his secretary and then in braih and anger aware ho there was no rhyme for tipperary |