Show WORDS OF BOASTING A gentleman left at THE STANDARD office yesterday the of a i alt lake real estate firm it is covered with declarations of the cap bals resources and advantages most of them apocryphal though doubtless comforting to the denizens dini zens of salt lake for icE tance the card sea ils that the capital li a nine railroads rail roada now entering the city and been more in course of soch an assurance mait be solacing to the boom era of palt lake and since it pos eisses such power of comfort we are t a it did not make the nine into nineteen and the into twenty seven while the advertisers were lying aliey been patriotic enough to make the moat of their sinful has just four ral rodi now entering the city and wi additional ones in coarse of construction again the card says silt lake city has a unlimited flaer supply from the enow p aks of the Wit fatch adore tuis ration must be like ada ight of nectar to the thousands of residents in the capital who never pee a drop of runn irp water in time who have not a drop for ahoe wells leave gone dry and iv ho purchase pur chaie the necessary supply tor they do milk by the pint from ped lere once mora ne auoe salt lake city has the finest in the world this asseveration im med attly the low grey baren hills to the north and bait of the capital into majestic aloud kissich peaks sparkling with les and mighty catar acta awe with frightful gorges and sublime wilh cliffa towering craight tra ight beyond the reah of mor al gaze utah has mountain acenoy of grandeur but sat lake is not utah either fiovo or willara far excer ake capital in this regard salt lake city has a region larger thai he atlantic states from alne to florida as a al center the intended maning of alio foregoing is toa for comment but the peculiar construction of the sentence one of little johnny 8 corn petition on pins rina has saved lots of peapea peo pea lives why how on earth can that ba his teacher by not aw allering them the boy halt lake city lias a real estate firm who will any and all questions abent utah promptly alie humor of the last quotation would have been comp luc it the firm who published the cad bad added and we have this merely to chow the continuous gall pos by abo boomers of llie capital they only injure themselves and their city by euch absurd lying apropos of tle return of our esteemed townsman L II 11 mitcha esq from texas bride ve find the follow ing in a paper of that state as one of the prevailing forms of the marriage ceremony will you to ehte woman thick and thin up nl down right and kit hot or old tt have no other alo but hart it ii vill ou can glicr or ft ir being propounded to the aal mere given hie are liro bounced and ulf this was not the style of ceremony at the wedding of mr and mitchel but it appears to bo an nl emphatic and complete one KANSAS men defeat the sunday law by machinery not political machinery this time put two nickels in the slot and feet a kill bottle of lash Is the way they do it |