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Show When Women Say "Have One With Me." UiXAARY'" I J J "Jane!" I "Wi'll.'of nil things, Mary, I never expected to sec you here." "It was only this morning I was talking about you to Sarah nnd we wore wondering wonder-ing what had bpcome of ou. You're looking look-ing fine-" "Lei's go and have a little drink, Mary." "No boo7X3 for mine, Jane. I was highballed high-balled for fair Inst night. My tongue ijihtcs like n milkmnn's uiiifn." I "Come aloug. One won't hurt you. Take u bottle of beer if you want to." "All right, just one, Whe'rc'll wc go?" "How iiboul Swcenoj's;" "Nix on .Sweeney's. I lis bar is ulwnys mobbed with women, and most of thorn never think of buying a drink. It will cost jou thtcu or four dollars for a round if wc go there." "How about Kelly's :" "I'd rather qol. The ."Smith girls fairly haunt that bar, nud you know how they weep when thoy get n couple under their belt;,. What do you sny to Fristhuecht's? You've nccr bceu there. Oh, it's flue. A little JJiilch joint, und llioy alwuys ic a greiU lunch there. They keep the beer j in groat bhape." Now that one of the lending New York I restaurants has iustpllvd it bar whew wom- !en limy "paw for the rail" ju-l like men, do not be Mirpris-cd if you overhear comer- bilioii liko llio above when two women meet. Vex, a regular bur where the weaker sex can ;it sirong drinks is now 'Standing Vin up" ar the L'nfo ilea I tonus; i Arts gui's it's nil there in Vst Kortl- 'cth street The hand tbn: roiked the Icr.idlc i now rockin rye (rovk nud rye). This Is one plare where woninu Is sure of j hoi- right. She ca.i jilnce one of her jdttinty fret on tho bran rod, providing of 'course bhe has not made loo many stops before gelling thorp, nud sho can order drinks, admire hetelf in the mirror and fill the ear of the bnrlendr with her 'troubles just as llio men do. I i Thinking that some of the women might! !wnnt to rest between drinks ibu manngo-meut manngo-meut placed stools, in from of the bar,' but the women pal ions resent uJL. jdcn that they rannot stand up nud take their mpdieine like men. Half au hour afier the bur opened for biminess most of the women hod acquired the art of draping themselves over the mabosrnny until they appeared to ! pari of the scenery, nil achievement that '' acquIrwl'onj.yaftcr j pars of experience. ( tU-youd the fact-that thosti hermetically ; jsealo'd' skirts have made it a risky pro-'ceeding pro-'ceeding for the wearers to try to reach the fool rest, the innovation has been successful. suc-cessful. Several thirsty giiwllcc. encased in umbrella covers, had u perfectly ripping rip-ping tune devilling their feet. With an eye to minimizing the embarrassment in such euscs thu bartenders are serving needle und thread with every potnt.on. Dame Fashion must have had some nd-vjiiicp nd-vjiiicp information on the woman's bar because the up to the minute skirts nro mIii to a point jusi north of the nukle, allowing al-lowing the feet of the we.irer almost six or coven inches of freedom. "I suppose if I can stick around awhile I'll gvt Used to U," sail) the bartender at the Uiifo. ftc. "Hut it's, the limit. Tho women know how to onlur and they know Ihuw to drink, but it gft.s my goat when they :i$U me for n hairpin. Tho only thing nion usk for itc matches. Tho women wo-men want to bundle nil the glassw'nrc and t. mil to know tho price of wieh arllele." "Are Ihcy hard to suit?" "Xol al all. Mosl of them order something some-thing that will match thoir clothes. A, woman with a irroeii dress cleaned us J out of crt'inc do uieiilhc lliiv afternoon, I'm worried to dejith for fear anothen dolled up in purple w-ill come In Wp'vcl only got ope keg of ereiuc Vvctte uul hand- Aud it's fuuuy to hear them sing-1 ing nil the old songs liko 'Give U3 a1 Drink. Imrleuder,' "U'lie Sicin Song,' and' 'Pickle My Honos In Alcohol.' The other; iy j kid shoved hi head in the door :iiul yelled 'Mother. Dear .Mother, Comci IJoine wih .lo Now.'" |
