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Show oo fl A TWO-SIDED 'ANSWER. ' S "John," said Senator Carter of Prl- W vate John Allen, "you are a farmer JH and I want your opinion on an agrl- -;Bj cultural question. Should a man sit S on tho far side or the near side of a i, cow to milk her:" V Both," repllod Allen. i ; 'Now, John," protested the senator, J ? be serious for once. This Is an 1m- I portant question. Should a man sit 3 on. the far side or the near side of a 4E cow when milking?" j "Both," Allen replied again; "tho 1 farthest sido of the cow and the near- est -to a soft place in the pasture." 1 Saturday Evening Post. 8 |