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Show I iiust forTfun H Get the Hook. H "I want a pair of buttoa shoes Hi for ray'.wlfe." H 'This way, sir. What kind do H you wish, sir?" H "DocBii't mutter just so thoy H don't button in tho back." Judge. H A Ruse Jhat Worked, H Cutlcigh Sorry to hear you aro H broke, old chap. 1 Croon Broke! "Who's broke? H Why man, look at this fat roll. H Cutelclgn Good! Lend me$20, H will you? Boston Transcript," 1 Sure Had Lost Them. j "Come, Willie," said his mother, B "don't be so Selfish. ,Lot your lit- f tic brother play with your marbles H while." H "But," protested Willie, "he Hj means to keep them always." B "Oh, I guess not." H "I gucBs yes, 'causo he's swal- Hl lowed two o' 'cm already." Cath- H' olic Standard. Pyrotechnic. H "Now they claim that the hu- man body contains sulphur." H 'In what amount?" B "Oh, In various Quantities." H "Well, that may ' account for H some girls making better matches B than others." Pittsburg Post. H Some Truth In This. H "Some arguments," said Uucle H Ebon, "would bo a heap shorter H if do gemmen had to prove dey H kin spell all de words dey uses in 'cm." Washington Star. A Hardened Specimen. "No black hand letter could frighten me." "Oh, well, you'ro used to being dunned," Exchange. Sinful Waste. The Loser Do you think it's wicked to play poker? Tho Winner Yes, the way you play it. Toledo Blade. Reminiscent, 'And whore, demanded his .wife, with' flashing eyes, "would you bo now, only- for me?" Tho man glanced at the clock. It was verging on midnight. Ho Highed and was silent. Puck, No Trouble at All. "Have you any serious trouble with your now automobile?" "Not a bit. So far I haven't hit a sluglo man without being able to get away before he got my number." Cleveland Loador. The Reason. Friend (ashing for a cigar) Hello, old chapl Your cigar smells good, But why has it a black band around it? Old Chap in mourning for its brother. Pelo Mele. Modernised Quotation. "They marriod in haste." said the sympathetic friend. "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne; "and repented at neno." Washington Wash-ington Star., |