OCR Text |
Show WWWmm Right After "I know a girl who thinks her husband is simply wonderful." "Aw, so you've'just come from a wedding." Smart Fella "Why did Sam invite only married people to his wedding?" "Well, in thai way he figured that all the presents would be clear profit. The Commencement Puddinga In the movie you tho Viprn marrv the WCUl W ." - - heroine at the end of all their trqubles? . . Stophelia No ; at the beginning! A draftee, called up for examination, exam-ination, claimed exemption on the ground of poor eyesight and brought his wife along as evidence. Quick Change Sambo You know every time ah kiss mah wife she closes her eyes and hollars? Rastus Ah say she does. Sambo What's dat? Rastus Ah say, do she? Good Night! Kalherine Would you put yourself out for me? Jack I certainly would! Kalherine W ell, then, please do. It s after 12 and I'm awfully tired. Her Choice Private Roe I'm often compared com-pared with Lieut. James Stewart of the air force. Private Doe G'wan. Who would compare you with a movie star? Private Roe My wife. She seems to prefer Stewart. |