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Show Next Best "Why did they hang that pic- ' ture?" ! "Because they couldn't find the artist." The rain rains mostly unon the just. The unjust keep borrowing his umbrella. Grounds for Suspicions , "I've searched high and low for the furniture cream recipe your mother gave me " "Here!" said her husband, putting put-ting down his spoon, "where did you get the recipe for this soup?" , Quite Obvious "Isn't that a new frock you've on?" "Yes; I got it for a ridiculous figure." . "Oh, I can see that!" In the Name of Safety "What's making you so angry?" "Nothing much. I cut myself with a safety razor, burned myself my-self with a safety match, and nearly got run over while reading, a safety-first notice." |