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Show The Low Down From Hickory Grove Old boy Adolph, there In Her-' i lin, is doing just like all others before him have done, when they started out to take over the world You can't take a Hallander's Edam cheese away from him and make him like it. Nor a Persian, you can't make him stop eating melons and switch him to pumpernickel, pum-pernickel, Adolph has bit off a sizable job. You take an Arab off his horse and give him a bicycle and you will not have peace and quiet. There is tioublo brewing in the distance for old Adolph. His troubles will not subside, with Fiance laying desolate. His Prussians and Bavarians, and his own Munichers are gonna get tired of going without liass-enpfeffer, liass-enpfeffer, and beer, and sausages. And to ald to his coming misery mis-ery and sleeplessness, he will find bloodt liirsty Joe Stalin all rested up and leaning on the fence just across the border, waiting wait-ing to pop him with a haymaker, if he turns his head. Dictating is a bad business, except ex-cept maybe to a dark-eyed sten-ographer. sten-ographer. Y'ours with the low down, JOE SEItRA |