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Show Mixed Emotions. r A New York policeman was called on to arrest a man who was raising a row in a saloon. When he saw who was the disturber, he turned to a brother policeman and said: "You arrest that fellow. He is an infernal in-fernal scoundrel." "Way don't you arrest him yourself?" asked policeman No. 2. "Because," replied policeman No. 1, weeping, "he is me own brother. He is the baby in the family, and I haven't got the heart to arrest the wretched outcast, on account of the estame I have for his rispectable relatives." Texas Siftings. ;t |