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Show i j , e f d the ht 1 lu a j WHY HE I-EFT. Verdant Green was a joung man of came cct he had -written up tlio town in a satnge and nnheaid of manner' The city hall loomed op as follow?: prepo. seising appearance, ap-pearance, and having tinisSied his education prepared to regulate the universe. Looking Look-ing around lia decided de-cided that the newspaper news-paper field shewed the best possible shaaec to commence jperations. He entered en-tered the saclum of Weaklie Screech Owl of Freedom, and unfolded un-folded his piaa. The editor who was looking look-ing for jnst such a man, engagsd him on (he spot, giving him an assignment to write np tlie towD. f .. 4 j i !' :: : i to his a forcible rebuke. And the joung m?.n returned heme, after hiring a man Kto keep rff intrudtre.ani? tried to snatch a few hours sleep. But ' alas bU sleep. wa3 troubled Hh visions of coming trouble fai ths work to commence eanj tue next morniag. As Verdant retired to his V. C. that evening, his mind was so full of plans for the fature that he eonld not sleep foi lome time, and when at last he did visions of a championship in the Held of nswtpaptr Htoratnre floated over h's troubled brain. Early in tht morning after partaking of e f nal meal, 1 e sallied forth ir his new D !d r' labor 'Mm The city mayor wss de-cribed ail y. right but the eccorc-' eccorc-' panying cut sect with :.fv 4 it. As .the moyor hip-V,' hip-V,' . SM fenod to be cor.si-.lerrb'.f f ? cl a diiila and pri itd - himself on his dasrlc j" J fea'tir e, Verdf.nt W6E CJi'lt? E&i !ikei' to nuke umch if a hit in this aff ur, although tho op-po?ite op-po?ite party bought np hundreds of the dition to use in campaign times. He flrote about the ci y physician and to!d now his pauents were speedily cured He interviewed the store-keepers. and when ho dreamtdih.it an! aneel with a eliib invited nd nnder-ntath nnder-ntath was a j a cut surges tive of how the c-nre was effected' The recorder's history was turmount-d turmount-d with a cut made from a recent photo, graph and was as follows: yrWocgHl"" him to pay a visit to ' another land he awoke in a fever of excitement, arose in taste and his night clothes, packed j bis collar boi and Railed fjr Canada Ho called at the (ailorg and was I t - I':: - -" ' I The city attorney was not mucii tet-I tet-I ter as his altered l;eness was tike this: n.easareJ for a new enit cf j clothes and woikcd hard ail day t: H f ' J unorr fit ' ! offenua; greater cttraettons tmtn the Qe.d of literature. Le has now turned his attention to pastoral pursmu and his brown sione Al.i1 the bcauafu; home of the capitalist capi-talist was there also wiih a picture of said capitalist entering his palatial abode: He brightened the lot of tiie children chil-dren and took them for a holiday ram- ft !V- 0CQtA cwS-gej !. "Hiftn i t: i lis v t, ' :. '. . - . . ' , 1 r . . :-l V ! : - ! ; . : , j !t,ljt i'1 , 1 ! " . ti e. -ii ?7 !:::. Iiding the protests of t' ot initbers, E,-r7tiiin j want well with him and .be evenirg found him in the parior of bis best gir!,") The milliner was visited and the w:i e nr paid she wos famous as having the h.rg st r "-lit u! 'pmi ii. . e : ! I'-t-d thmrl ( I . ; ui a i n h ' ' i i f i .i - - ; - uit 1 1 i rut v t l i i . -1 Mte iiuj-roveuieL-t. estahiitlimeut in town. j Soon after the f aper was circulated 'trough the town; an irate female en- Aud somehow Lis copy got mixed with his cutr, at least when the paper! |