Show 11 13 4 WELL DOGGONE at a certain western mountain resort they still talk about a babu lous loua foursome playing poker and golf and imbibing good scotch whisky one morning after three days and nights of poker playing and drinking the four pleasure seeking gentlemen trickled out onto the golf course the eldest of the foursome a spent old gentleman of 70 laid tumbling furn hands on a club and stepped forward to address the ban ball As his bloodshot blood shot eyes came to focus on the woefully tiny pellet and his arms shaking like aspen leaves drew back to delver deliver the stroke a dreadful thing occurred a big shaggy brown dog dashed from behind the clubhouse shot across the green and streaked between his legs without batting an eye calm careful calculating the old boy smacked the ban ball far and straight down the fairway a phenomenal shot what a his companions yelled and with that dog running between your legs too the scotch soaked old gentleman gasped dropped his club and shrieked lord almighty dont ell U me that was a real dog |