Show the fifth cola column worker B by y H 1 I PHILLIPS I 1 HE TAKES all america has to offer with a smile and awaits a chance to return the favor with a machine gun s I 1 HE COILS in the hag flag hides in t I 1 the quartet singing the national anthem and crouches behind the bill of rights HE ACCEPTS your invitation to dinner and makes a mental blueprint of your home so he can return and snatch the silver I 1 HE LETS you help him on with his coat while he plans to steal your shirt HE LETS you pay his golf fee while he figures out how much powder it would take to blow up the clubhouse 6 HE BECOMES your weekend week end house guest and spends most of the time estimating how good a target for bombers the childrens bedroom would make HE APPLAUDS america first programs and laughs himself to sleep over the fact his face betray him HE STANDS when the star spangled banner is played but eases his conscience by assuring himself that he was tired of sitting anyhow HE LOOKS like a man but performs like a rattlesnake HE SHAKES your hand while his wandering eye measures you for a knife in the back HE IS THE SKUNK that walks like a man the hyena that waltzes like a patriot and the rat that masquerades as a human being HE EXPRESSES astonishment at the genius of american industry but puts in plenty of time reporting back to the enemy on weak spots for attack 1 HE NOT ONLY BITES the hand that feeds him but eats the other hand for dessert HE SAYS jt it cant happen here while planning to help the th 1 enemy do it HE IS THE KIND of rodent who would accept help from the good samaritan ask the samaritan to wait for him in the corner drug store and then bomb the drug store HE RENDERS evil for good thinks the doub lecross is i the noblest work of man and eats cats with his knife because he never wants to have to depend on a fork when the time comes to stab his host |