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Howard Did you telephone Mrs. Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., BinghamI be detained would at Howard that will N. for bottle. a sample It ton, Y., HOWARD E. BURTON AG! HtMI8TND convince anyone. You will also receive the office until midnight? Npecimvn prices Liold. Hllver, La4, 1; Hold, a booklet of valuable information, telling Office Boy Yes, sir. or topper. $1 Mailing ettvri, 76c Gold, 60c; Zlnelist tent on application all about the kidneys and bladder. hen And what did she say? envelop and lull price work solicited. l&dvUta and Control umpire Writing, be sure and mention this paper, Said she didnt blame you she had Col Ueterenoe, Carbon t National Bank. lor sale at all drug stores. Price made an engagement to go to the theand Comes Dr. Thomas to the fore and muckW. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. Smart Set, ater tonight herself. rakes all the rhymes committed are DECEIVING. name In VERY O, Poetry, thy many crimes. 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Bessie I wonder why several of the men at the wedding the other night didnt congratulate the bridegroom? James I suppose it was because they were all married themselves. The Preacher We tried a phonograph choir. At midnight The Sexton What success? know, about the Turk! The Preacher Fine. Nobody knew That Is another proof of some wild poet't awful work. the difference till a deacon went to The tent was never under guard but lei the loft to take up the collection. truth be unpent! In confidence well say to you the Turk in Perplexity. possessed no tent. Michael Dolan, an is it yourself? Maud Muller never raked the hay, and Yes; sure it Js. Curfew rang Its peal. Well, ye know thot bletherin spalThere never was a One Hoes Shay, Jirr Bludsoe held no wheel, peen, Widdy Castigan's second husDame Frietchle, William Tell theyve band? been exposed a thousand time "That I do. As nothing but a groundless lot of Jingle, "He bet me a bob to a pint I and of rhymes. In his guarded tent you SyP03 The Way to Find Him. "My wife and I are going to spend a few months with her people at Strongs Corners, said the meek little man, "and I want you to mail your paper to me Yes, said the clerk, whats your name? Well er to make sure, I guess youd better address it: Mary Strong's Husband, Strongs Corners. No Hope. Severe Punishment. Belle And did you make her eat her own words Beulah Eat em? I made her Fletcherize em. Post Toasties Hadnt Come His Way. It is reported that there are more bank notes in circulation now than ever before in the history of the coun-try. Have you found out where they are circulating? With Milk ff With Fruit. Savoury Wholesome Economical The V . j quickly gives heat, and with one filling of the font burns steadily for nine hours, without smoke or smell. Has ntomatle-locktn- o llame spreader which prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smoke, and Is easy to removo and drop back so the wick can be quickly cleaned. . 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We meet our friend who has beei One Thing That Will Live Forever, spending two weeks at the resort EYE SALVE, first box sold in famed for its scenery and outdoor at PETTITS 1807, 100 years ago, sales increase yearly. tractions. Ail druggists or Howard Bros.,l)uffalo,N.i. Have a good time? we ask. Great, he replies. Its no use praying to be delivered They say up there by the lake it from temptation unless you want to be divorced from sin. a pleasant place for a vacation." It certainly Is. Why, the night Mm. Wins, ow--s Root tun Syrup. clerk at that hotel is the best p&rtnei Forefihdren to.-- ' rung, at bridge I ever found. ftmirui, iv.rv ni io y . a.i n. rtUfBIt Wind CoLlC. !l)CKU)U4a Some of Them Are. I Postum Cereal Co. , Ltd, Battle Creek, Mich. aai oiorlett Examine carefully every bottle of would be content to CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for But, papa, live on a crust with Harold. Infants and children, and see that It On a crust? Huh! Harold couldn't Bears the raise the dough. Signature of In Use For Over 30 "Years. Vanished Joy. The Kind You Have Always Bought Memory Lingers A Gentle Hint. Ahtohdety tmokelm I that winter long gone by Because there nestled In It A luscious, tempting pumpkin pie That had real pumpkin In It! or The Difference. all the difference beAfter Griggs tween man and woman is one of wear and tear. Briggs What do you mean? Griggs Man spends his money ishly on a tear and a woman on wear. Boston Transcript He Im afraid you are cold. Shall I take off my coat and put It around you? She You may put your coat around me, but why take it off? ERFECTflnj Smokeless Ancient City Modernized. Tarsus, the ancient city In Asia Ml-r- , where the apostle Paul was born, now Illuminated by electricity. The wer is taken from the Cydnus river, here are now In Tarsus 450 electrlo reet lights and about COO incandes-in- t lights for private use. O, for With CreAm Han No Imagination. Mistress "What kind of a time did you have? A drame of a Maid (rapturously) v tolme. "A dream! I Mistress (surprised) Baltimore thought it was a wake. American. Jefferson artSeamstresses, watch-maker- s, and many others, ists, draughtsmen, cannot properly handle their tools with cold, stiff hands. AJanyd lc4t hour or two on cold winter mornings results from the delayed heat of furnace or stove. The Perfection Oil Heater in few a minutes gives the temperature that assures the worker warm hands and pliable muscles. The couldnt swally an egg without break-i- n the shell ov It An ye did it? I did." "Then ph wats ailin ye? Its doon there, laying his hand on the lower part of his waistcoat. If I jump about I'll break It and cut me Stomach wid the shell, an' If I kape quiet it'U hatch and I'll have a Shanghai rooster scratchin me Inside. The Big Show. The personally conducted tourists pridefully when you accuse him o) were viewing the Egyptian pyramids, having many. But he has never Goodness gracious! ejaculated achieved a metamorphosis of his cor Mrs. Newrocks, it must have cost a poreality with each spring and fall of money to buOd them. He has told his tailors: Go as far as pileSurest thing you know, said Mr. you like with my clothes, but let ME Newrocks; "but dont imagine for a alone." moment that any one tourist agency In some respects, therefore, mar stood for all the expense it was is to be admired, and even applauded probably a jackpot affair I A man expects to be loved and respected because, forsooth, he is af $100 Reward, $100. the pharisee who rejoiced that he was Tfcs readers of this paper will be pleased to learn different from the rest. that there is at least one dreaded dteease that scienceis has been able to cure ta all lu stages, and that But woman is unhappy unless she Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure to the only positive Catarrh cure now known to the medical fraternity. looks exactly like all other women. a constitutional disease, requires a constituThe waist line having shifted te being tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure to taken In temally, acting dtmtiy upon the blood and mucous everywhere else, let us hope that nexl surfaces the of the system, thereby destroying be foundation of the disease, and giving the patient it to allowed it where may go year assistand constitution Strength by building up the belongs. ing nature In doing Its work. The proprietors have & People Who Work Indoors With Their Hands has his faults and even when he has hut few he deceitfully blushes be? Father Yes, my son. A refunded. Address Munyons Doctors, Munyons Laboratories, 53d Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. foam-flecke- Man What He Calls Himself. Willie Father, a man is always a bachelor before he gets married, isnt have scratched up all that egg plant seed you sowed. Professor "Ah! jealousy! article on (And he wrote a the Development of Envy in the Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds.) her hand ballot. What is it, sir? asked the guide. Wlas it automobile or aeroplane accident? Chicago News. Food for Thought. hens My dear, the ate muck It Is stated with some authority that tils' exact location of the feminine waist line for the spring season ol 1910 is not yet decided upon. It is such things as this that cause us to sit down, bed our head in oui hands and try not to give up hoping that some day woman will have the he ventured. Certain Evidence. "Has the Outlook come this week?" "I havent heard it yet Life. of medical advice, address a letter to Munyons stall of eminent specialists, and they will send you an examination blank, which you will fill out and return to them. They will then diagnose your case and tell you what to do, absolutely free of charge. You do not put yourself under follow any obligation to them, and they will not feel hurt if you do not their advice. If they prescribe Munyons Remedies and you decide to take the treatment, it goes with a guarantee of satisfaction or money fact fot The Waist Line. i FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION DY MAIL If you are in doubt as to the cause of your disease, or feel the need Full many times and oft have we ,beer bunkoed till wed cheer The sorry Jingle setting forth the ride ol Paul Revere. d No charger took old Pau' out through the midnight black If all were known wed find that he Wat lolling In a hack. THE POLITE CHICKEN. In band- Brooklyn Life. Eminent Doctors at Your Service Free with hei The man who wrote of Mabel face against the pane Took liberties with truth and mercenary gain. The evidence disclose that she jam and cake And spent a sorry evening with against the ache. Thompsons k MUNYONS The burial of 91r John Moore was not a Wolfe alleged When he got down to points of fact th wicked poet hedged. Twas broad daylight when poor Sir John was taken In the hearse But darkly at the dead of night went better In the verse. The Ancient Egyptian. Wife Discouraging. George, said her husband's wife, I dont believe you have smoked one of those cigars I gave you on your birthday. Thats right, my dear, replied his wifes husband. "Im going to keep them until our Willie wants to learn to smoke " a small offense A misdemeanor of the pen to almmei . sound and sense.) For men whose time is valuable For a long time the visitor to the great museum stood gazing at the my son. woman paused In front of the chestnut venders 6tand. Are they wormy? she asked. No, ma am, he answered blandly. Did you want them with worms? gently but firmly pel a lazy liver to ao in duty. Cure Con- 10. His Reason. Are you glad school begins in Lady Just a few more days? Boy Yesm. Lady You want to get back, to work again, don't you? Boy Nom. Lady Then why are you glad? Boy Cause they moved me to an odder district an I want to see If I cant lick de new kids. me one thing, in Stock. well-dresse- d CARTERS LITTLE UVER PILLS r. I try to be optimistic, no matter wbat happens. I suppose you would be optimistla If you lost your job. Yes, I sbould try to keep remembering that there were other jobs to be had. And you would no doubt keep right on being optimistic if you were to lose your wife? Why not? I care a great deol for my wife; but if she were takeu from me I should continue to be hopeful. It Is always possible for a man who has lost his wife to find anoth confound the luck! Darn it all Dash! Dash! Dash! Thats always the way. When a fellow has to depend on his last match a gust of wind is sure to come along and blow it out. .Tell None A Nina lino in tea when the liver i right lb stomach and bowel are right ot DENVER, COLORADO Optimists Mishap. mummy swathed Thousands ol country people know that time of sudden mishap or accident Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substitute for the family doctor. That is why it is so often found upon the shelf. in kilaer A Ce. N. T, ttWUMUl fifty-cen- An Egyptian ages. Two years ago I was very sick and after being treated by several of the best physician in Clinton, I did not seem to Make the Liver Do its Duty Bloghgatoa, RITUWMS po. I not only hope for the best, but I make practical arrangements to get it. get CASCARETS ioc box week treatment. All druggist. Biggest seller is the world. Million boxes s month. A POSITIVE ud PERMANENT CURE FOR You are an optimist? I am. replied Mr. Dustin Stax. any better. I was confined to my bed. Seeing your Swamp-Roo- t advertised, I resolved to give it a trial. After using it for three weeks, I found I was gaining nicely, so I continued until I have taken a number of bottles. I am now restored to health and have continued my labors. My syitem was full of Uric agid, but Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Roo- t cured me entirely. I am sixty years old. Yours very truly, W. C. COOK, Btate of Iowa Clinton, la. ) Clinton County f On this 13th day of July, A. D., 1909, W. C. Cook to me personally known appeared before me and in my presence subscribed and swore to the above and foregoing statement. DALE H. SHEPPARD, Notary Public, In and for Clinton County. kiufto fir. regular and ward off serious, fatal illness. sox la at cirx UTAit Thorough. THE KIDNEY REMEDY CURED hear that your son has invented an air ship, says- - the friend. Not an air ship, explains th It is one of tlieso In proud mother. corrigible balloons AXLE Keeps the spindle bright and free from grit. Try a box. Dealers everywhere. 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