Show l IF ADULTS TOOK ADVICE GIVEN KIDS Doon Tells T ells How Grownups Should Behave S THEY'D THEY GET GOUT I RHEUMATISM I ULCERS r DOON ADULTS eThe The influence of ot a new radio e character called Howdy Doody on the kiddies Is the talk o of ot the amusement world Howdy-Doody Howdy Is Isa isa isa a puppet on the program of Bob Smith and he has come close to taking over the American home at 5 pm p.m. daily Howdy manages to By H. H I I. I PHILLIPS I work In a lot of ot pleas for the small I fry try to clean their plates mind their I health and otherwise b behave e ii h a v e I themselves and we think it might be a good idea to introduce a similar similar simi simi- lar character for influencing the grownups Our character would be an adult puppet called Doon Ho and I would operate along the same pattern pattern pat pat- tern as follows SMITH Well SMITH Well heres here's your friend Doon the friend of all grownups again folks Golly how nice it seems to be with you adults once more morel I hope youve you've all aU been very nice adults and behaved yourselves yourselves yourselves your your- selves in every way Doon did you clean up your plate today DOON Aw Aw gosh I certainly certainly cere Im I'm not that crazy Mr Smith SMITH SMITH SMITH-I I thought not That's fine What happens to adults who lick their platters clean DOON DOON They They get gout indigestion stomach acidity rheumatism rheu rheu- double chins heartburn and everything Gee their diet gets all shot to pieces Mr Smith and they get fat and their clothes look looka a awful on em em s SMITH SMITH Right So what is the proper way for grownups to behave at meals DOON Aw Aw that's easy Mr Smith They do just what I Ido Ido Ido do lay off oU any kind of ot food that tastes good SMITH SMITH Anything Anything that appeals I Ito to the taste eh 1 DOON DOON Sure If It its it's appetizing appetizing ap ap- its it's no good All nice grownups who want their children to be proud of them will just go for carrots beets spinach and things like that SMITH SMITH SMITH-If If by chan chance e you get something on your plate that tastes swell and that isn't fattening is it okay to eat it all DOON DOON-Aw DOON Aw no A good little adult always carries a calory chart and makes himself pretty miserable figuring up the calories in everything he eats I hope all you grownups do this SMITH SMITH So So do I And now its it's time to show the movies Weve We've got some wonderful ones that are right down the alley for grownups They are from the I American Medical association and show what happens to adults who enjoy eating and lead happy lives But first did you brush your teeth this morning DOON Aw Aw sure I took my uppers and lowers right out of the glass of ot water where I put em each night and gave em a good still stiff brushing SMITH SMITH And And what else did you do that all good grownups should do HOWY DOON I I DOON I put my ter bottle and my liver pads away neatly after I got up and I made sure all the bottles in the medicine cabinet were in order SMITH SMITH That's That's fine And now were we're going to Introduce our new character Dub a HOWY DOON DOON A-DOON Who's Dub-a- Dub Dab SMITH SMITH SMITH-He's He's Hes the wonderful adult who never grunts seems to enjoy enjo life and ALWAYS BEHAVES SO HIS CHILDREN CAN BE PROUD OF HIM HIMI I S. S Cuff Stuff Louis Johnson Is the new secretary secretary secre- secre secre-I secre tary of defense and those who are all aU for a strong America hope he will not be bothered by the current cry Louis drop that gun S S S SA A Moscow paper says that Russian Russian Russian Rus Rus- sian soon will be a world language No doubt it will require an alphabet alphabet alphabet alpha alpha- bet of at but two letters N and andO O 0 S S S I Travel Note H H. Truman who I was on a visit in Washington returned returned returned re re- re- re turned to Key West S S S SElmer Elmer Twitchell says he be would order a new auto now but he heis heis heis is waiting for it to come down 15 cents 0 S S S SA A big store chain has opened stores in New York subway It will specialize in jams |