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Show disease, he is anything but welcome. wel-come. ' That this camp is being deluged delug-ed with get-rich-quick schemers of all kinds, if you want to invest in-vest any money don't be gulled by these slick-tongued slippery guys, who.se records are anything any-thing but reputable. If you need some reliable information in-formation on investigation meet the Cashier of any of our local banks, who will be only too pleased to assist any of their fellow townsmen. mm That a number of the boys returned re-turned from their vacation this week and demonstrated to the care that was taken of them. That to live peacefully in Bingham one should abide by the Town Ordinances. That nobody wants any more war and it seems by the way they act nobody wants peace. That it i3 said the barber always al-ways look on the bright side of a bald head. That many have changed the old slogan to read "Eat, drink Did It Ever Occur to You That in spite of a big demand for cotton the past week prices have not increased. That altho King Flu is rampant ram-pant in our midst dealing out lesser portions of his terrifying and. remarry." That people should so live that the newspaper man who writes your obituary cannot be accused of being a consummate liar. That if there is a bottom to that bottomless pit the silvery tongued liar who made you in-ves in-ves your earnings in his worthless worth-less proposition will certaintly reach it. That much criticism has been made respecting the humble prune but it never goes back on a friend. That Hope is a stimulant, despair is the morning after. mm That some people will knock even if it is over a dead corpse. That a leader must keep on i going but the follower can always al-ways drop out anytime his feet begins to hurt. mm That Bingham merchants who never advertise always imagine that giving an Ad to the local paper would be an act of charity, char-ity, yet at any time they need aid to boost certain propositions I they usually appeal to ,the poor I local Editor for a write-up and I boost. That it is human to be unreasonable unrea-sonable at times one may be fond of onions and yet kick like a bay steer about the party who eats garlic. That if any man who gets before Judge E. E. Dudley takes the sound advice the Judge gives out there would not be many transgressors. t That if you are desirious of investigating the contents of a real Italian dinner make your wants known to Mrs. J. Rolando Rolan-do at the California Hotel, she is an adept at that style of cook-ing. cook-ing. That Americans gave until it liurt and England has decided to pay till it quits hurting. That France could get along beter with Germany if the French knew how to talk the German language. Th0 if rwnn'e followed the Golden Rule there would not be - much difference if freak legislative legis-lative laws were introduced. That a dog's life is a bed of , roses compared with some peo-'ples. |