Show r I By MONTAGUE GLASS My liMy niece got married last night to Max tai but he be dont don't love e her Abe Potash announced the other day Why I thought he lie was crazy about ber hen berl P Morris ex ex- ex claimed What makes you that he be dont don't love her old last lost Well he was thirty years week Abe said sold and Will Durant the author of The Ten Best Philosophers Philosophers Philos Philos- of 1927 says that Its It's impossible Impossible sible for a man of thirty to fall In Inlove love or love or for a woman oman neither for that matter And lAnd bow how old is this here bere Will Durant Morris asked I dont don't know exactly but 1 I suspect hes he's twenty seven or twenty eight be he replied which when he be gets to be beabout about thirty himself hell he'll give out another statement pushing the age limit five fi years further so that by the time hes he's seventy yun er stand hell he'll say that no man over sev sev- five enty-five can cnn fall In love and und If hes he's ridden bed at nt that time hell he'll be boldIng boldIng bold bold- Ing hands bonds with the tile trained nurse and telling her ber confidentially that be he bemeant meant eighty Maybe youre you're right because J 1 dont don't know what the age limit for philosophers philosophers Is when It comes to falling in inlove inlove love Jove Morris said but 1 I do know that many a n millionaire of ot sixty or over has bas fallen so dangerously In love with a prima donna of forty five that his relations have bave been thinking of getting out oot an Injunction to prevent I the millionaires millionaire's fortune from being passed on by the prima prImo donna to her bei next husband or anyhow to the Casino I at Monte Carlo But you call that falling failing In Inlove Inlove inlove love exactly so exactly so far for as the prima donna don don- donna na no Is concerned A Abe remarked Why not Morris asked Which 1 aint no author of How flow to Be H a Philosopher In Ten Lessons or any such cuch book as os that but at the same time Abe I 1 dont don't see no reason why a prima donna of forty forty- five shouldn't fall In love with a rail mil millionaire of sixty seven not sixty not If I 1 waon was wan wason on the Jury which was trying the breach of promise case cuse anyhow But what this here Will Durant calls tailing falling In love is where a man manor manor manor or woman couldn't eat or sleep for or Sear fear of losing the party of the second port part part Abe said In fact what this here Durant said was that any man mun manor manor or woman couldn't show that true de Ie devotion which Is the equivalence of ot falling In love unless they was under thirty Well that only goes to prove that Durant may be a first class A num A-num- num one ber-one philosopher but that he aint practical because Abe flowers the the- tickets meals In resl restaurants and automobile riding bas has become so expensive nowadays that a man on un thirty aint got the money to show Slow true devotion Morris declared You Vou cant can't show true devotion with one hoc box of mixed chocolates and bon bone boni every Saturday night In these times Abe otherwise somebody over thirty will come along and show truer devotion devo dev devotion tion with a n ten dollar pair of seats for the Follies and dinner at a 8 Park avenue restaurant before the show and bow how Is a young feller feHer of less than thirty going to meet such competition unless be he forges torges checks on his em employers employers employers or something Theres a whole lot In what vou you Bay gay Abe agreed although you are talking about falling failing In love from the the- Standpoint of a Q business man and aota a 8 philosopher Maybe I am am Morris said sold but bot even people In love are ure more businesslIke businesslike businesslike business business- like than they used ased to be Abe Ahe md Ind you'd oud be surprised at the number of romantic young ladles ladies under thirty who when they have fallen In love love- with a 0 young man and ond then discover that he aint got the price of a u square square- cut solitaire engagement ring fall Im Ira Immediately mediately out of love Jove again Then you dont don't agree agree with Will Durant Abe asked I 1 dont don't say that 1 J do and I dont don't say Bay that 1 I dont don't Morris concluded But to tn my mind Abe nothing makes make a D man look so youthful and In Sn the e eyes es of ot a beautiful young tIrl than when he be comes round to see her with a spray of orchids In one hand han and a 8 square cut six carat diamond ring In the oth other r. r 0 lua 1928 by the Bell Betl Syn Syndicate lax Inc LC |