| Show R i D T r lOl L 9 W 1 e rc I I. I sit 1 t d G y p ce Marsh l' l 3 r iv I WHEN l I drop into lute Sam Abernethy's J tore store I usually come away with something E worth Jin Sams Sam's our towns town's most successful storekeeper and md hes he's not one cue to do much talking unless he lie figures he's hes rean really got something to say Last evenin he said plenty A V oil Stranger was in the store And Ben Den Ryder Homer Bentley and some others were about the scrap collection when this feller eller sort lort of or horned in I uI hear henr these scrap collections are a lot a bunk he says Fact of the matter is this j junk they're gathering aint no use for or makin steel Just a waste of time gettin it together At that point Sam steps in Jest n a minute he says fixing him with n a cold and steely eye May I inquire where you got them so called facts 1 The stranger hems and haws and Sam advances on him grim grimand grimand grimand and Name your our authority sir ho he hosay say says saya And ho wasn't l I Tell 1 U is u- u where did you yon get got all this in inside in- in inside side siti private at information 1 Well Vell sir I never nc saw Sam so 80 m mad since Lem Martins Martin's dog chased the cat into the pickle barrel bar bar- rel An And I Ju guess ss I never saw a man crawfish out of a place fast as that fellow di did It 4 k Thinking it over oyer afterward I came canto to the conclusion that Same SamA pot got ot the real system for handling folks folls who Mho throw facts and figure figura around free and cas easy like Ive I've noticed then thue some pretty prett fanc fancy fact and figure jn done b by some of those who oppose the right enjoyed by millions millions mil mil- lions of decent people to drink a friendly glass of beer whoa when they want to Lately Ive I've been asking these theae folks the same kind of questions ons that Sam asked that ramor- ramor stranger Try it your yourself Self next time you hear anybody making making mak mik- ing lug derogatory remarks whether remarks whether its it's against the war effort on r just against beer V 1 i 1 t l i |
