Show Power Alliance Fiendish Weapons Under the present system of a small nation that wants to discourage the aggression of a larger one will ally itself to another small thus presenting a combined force that may cause the aggressor to think twice before doing anything that may be This alliance is referred to as a of There is a like situation present on the University of Utah At there is an alliance that imperils every person here especially those afternoon campus The controlling factor in this alliance is an eager buildings and grounds man who is either blind or very He wields a powerful force just by twisting a pronged iron And if someone happens to be walking in his line of he had better start running or the other part of this alliance will drench him with unpleasantness a perverted This powerful ally is the campus sprinkling Our marvelous position on the bench guarantees us ample water pressure and the sprinkling system is scientifically calculated to make the most of this A twist of the rod on the valve and this powerful force jumps up in a block across the not heeding passers-by and even completely blocking This is especially true on the stretch between the south side of the Park building and the If the water happens to be on in nearly any of the sections on either side of this the system will effectively block of is greatly aided by the fact that each line of pipe has at least one opening for sprinkling placed right in the middle of the side And to detour means a run nearly around the Medical building to escape a or the other way around the north side of the Park Another place that is outstanding for its thoroughness in blocking traffic is the stretch of short though it may on the east side of the Union When the system is operating the sprinklers on either side of the walk combine to lorma very effective wall of Even the fastest of runners would be unable to emerge from this short run without being soaked to the Nearly every sidewalk is at least half-blocked bv the when it goes on in that than Some walks are slightly lower surrounding lawn and the watering-time pedestrian has to go wading to get ne consolation to this The I le a few before the water forth- This snake-like warning gives a person ju jUmP S to steel a n ought to at least to remain eVident that if we want the campus lawns green we ave to have water ZT USe f the crinkling And to at lower completely open haPPen Since the are placed j area not covered oy the neighboring correction must be the comply either to among the daj T the mw durin the J or r in that includes Assume a state of f shock of Sni a o for and J endanger by this powerful allian not and the OK Dennis h-Si |