Show Only Blind Date Blind Dates By One fallacy can be observed in the many articles that have been written concerning blind they are written from a man's point of No one seems to realize the agony a girl experiences when she is foolish enough to accept a blind After extensive research it can be concluded that a typical blind date proceeds as our is prepared to spend a lonely evening at home when the telephone rings and an eager sorority sister urges her to accept a blind Dubiously Jill inquires as to what kind of a boy he She is told that he's really nice and a Zeta Eta Well if he's a ZET then he must be so with blind ignorance she accepts the These ZET's are really suave boys so Jill dons her sharpest outfit and waits blissfully at the With her heart skipping beats she answers the door and observes her date for the A combination of Bugs Bunny's Jimmy Durante's Mortimer and a build like Lou Costello's greets poor Just her luck to snag the ZET's closet member on his night Instead of hiding away in some dark movie they naturally decide to attend the local fun spot where Jill bravely smiles and with bended knees tries to follow Big Boy's feet around the dance Jill's relief vanishes when she sits down at their table and spies the joy bottle and her missionary sitting two tables As the evening drags on and the blind date slowly gets poor Jill gives up asking che questions and answering She is strongly tempted to table-hop but resists the temptation when her date decides to display his muscles and hold her to the As Jill finally reaches bedraggled and she slowly files up the says she has had a lovely time and quietly bangs the door in his While climbing the steps to her room she wonders why blind dates sometimes lead to Thus this sad saga ends with a warning to all girls tempted to accept blind But we as individuals can do nothing to protect ourselves while the government can tie up millions in That's modem Arthur M. |