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Show ' j . ' THE BINGHAM NEWS, BINGHAM, UTAH ' . oUR COMIC SECTION ' -""-"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai Has Never Felt Better in All Her life Thonsands of frail, nervous people To Have Clear Swaet Skin , . Touch plaiples, redness, roughness or Itrlilng, If any, with Cutlcora Oint-ment, then bathe with Cutlcura Soap nnd hot rter. Rinse, dry gently and dust on a little Cutlcura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25c each. Advertisement Suspenders and Garter ffikf ';. nnjlled tor Pom fort t'Xmll'jLffM W.r On Vntr't LaXiu'f titm f Tf M Thouanl nt two anil thraeJ' 'jLuittJ lB inn er. bruilu vm '!vV I lunar, too. 'JfifyMKfd f"'ll Aak Vour ! K(1 Tjr i'i ; 4Aa I ' ho bui'l thom. 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Postum comes in two forms: Instant Po3tum (in Una) prepared instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum , Cereal (in packages, for those who prefer to make the drink while the meal U being prepared)made by boiling fully 20 minutea. f Postum for Health rv "There's a Reason" 0 0JOLI iSiftfC Mada by Ptwecon Gara.i Co., inc. Batlla Ctwk, Mich. fjt W"llijMiifcS MM, A II I Sail II HI I Will iaaaWiaBaMaaia Big Growth in Standards. In 11HJ9 there were less than ten automobile standards; In 1921 there were more than J?00 In actual use by automobile manufacturers. More folks have opinions than ever dtit but Ihlngs go wrong Just the same. i IVmember 01' HOMEST 1&M IHE HORSE SfiOER ? WELL. YWMl : ( r,J I fl tt SAY MAKIN'G LOTS of MOiy fllW I SAW FORT ; I i ' V M POtlAgg) ; ' . i ; ' : i ccopjrifht ... Xg' r I L, They who seek only rr faults see nothing else. livery uiiin nnd wonmn ought to be a pnnlener. Bill Wot d'yer think about this 'ere Frenchman, Bert, an lils auto-suggesti-cure? Pert D'yer mean thut bloke wot says you've only got to keep on re-peating, "Every day I get better and better," an' you do get better If je're poorly? Bill Yes, that's the bloke, Bert. Bert I believes In 'lm, Bill. Why, every day for the lust three months I've bin sayln' to myself, 'Some day 111 get a summons for not paying ray rates," an' strike me pink, yesterday It landed. Pearson'a Weekly. After Spending Three Hours Shining Her Up ( n r F" ( all ?-v- ou F HEN FANNM f ( NEAU-THA- T3 GREAT! - WHBT VA GOI1NA DO J HAVEN'T "jEEN ANV STIC k SOUR HEAT) ) ill BE DOUjrH IN A FEW . WITH ALL THOSE SACo? ; VET --J outYa The window mimute'd with tke - --1 ? ' an' looket the. ujggace --uie must - HlNE 1 PUT Oti THE GET STARTED bOON J-- P J I Hti ! VOU CAN'T PUT I WELL, Wt'vE CWTToTAKe I e-w-- Ucvafan THAT LUGGAGE ALL OVER T HAVN7 uJEi UJHERE THE CAR. Uk THAT , 10 VOUTrllNK Ifl C ' AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT Truly, the Female of the Species Is More Fortunate Than the Inferior Male. Two eases In Judge Chesebro's court. First, the graceless male arrested for speedlnpr after having Imbibed two glasses of claret, S2.T0 or 180 duys In Jull. Second, the graceful maiden who drove her Cndllhic Into a num. failed to stop and render assistance, bumped Into a yellow car and hit a Ford. And all without a drip t f claret. Ten days In Jail suspended. The graceless male might have done a lot of damage, of course, but actual-ly bis guilt was confined to "reckless driving." The graceful female did do lot of damage. But, of course, she never meant to and she couldn't help It and she was nervous and there were tears In her eyes Insterd of claret on her breath, so there you ore I Votes for women. The ladles, bless 'em 1 Los Angeles Times. WHERE FORMALITY IS WAIVED Introductions Not bsolutely Demand-ed When Gentleman Engage In Game of Craps. Abe Jackson, colored, wai indicted for stealing money from the station agent of a railroad. Aa the railroads were then under the control th government, the trial wna In a United-State-s court. The station agent, who waa white,, testified thut he did not know Jackson, and had never seen him before the da of the theft. Jackson's defense waa ingenious. D did Dot deny that he got the none? from the agent, but claimed that hr won It. The presiding Judge seemed afltountV ed at the defense, and asked : Do yo mean to tell me that yon won thiav money from the agent shooting craps 7" "Yea, suit." "Why, the agent doesn't know you never saw yon before that duy r "'Deed, Jedge, ron don't hate t , know folks tub ahoot craps wlf 'em l" Judge. ! American Manners Different. The Englkhmun, the Frenchman and the American all think each other ex-tremely bad mannered. The French-ma- u resents the manners of the Eng-lishman and tolerates the crudities of the American. The Englishman has contempt for the manners of both the French and the American, and the American cornea to Europe humbly thinking that his manners are probab-ly the worst and willing to learn, only to find that they are as good as the French or EngllHh manners, but very different Milwaukee Journal. 9 The Little Dipper. Tom (at bathing bead.) "What caused that splasht" Joe "Ob, a mere slip of a girt." Women hare no business in poli-tics until they are able to throw mud straight. A Weary Landowner. "Some day your boy Josh will own the old place." "Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel; "but I dunno whether It'll make him happy. It seems to me he'd have more time for rest un' comfort If he could J8 qualify 'as a farmhand, an' draw regular wages without no argument." An Insignificant little pin In a wom-an's belt often disturbs a man's men-tal poise. When coffee Is good, it isn't gooA for you; when It't bad. It doe m Building Up a Climax harm. Nk i pa - yfr wo i In |