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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That after a man has traveled round the world he still remembers remem-bers his boyhood pleasures. That many people complain of lack of money, but few complain of lack of sense. , That some men achieve greatness great-ness whilst others brag because it comes natural to them. , ' That one should not judge themselves too harshly others do that. , That love is most likely to make a fool out of any man, but there are many willing to take a chance. That when minds are muddled muddl-ed lives are ruined. That the last of the Kaiser's will marry a widow. Bachelors are advised not to worry. v w That scarity of lunmber is another an-other good reason the U.-S. A should not want to erect any more wooden crosses in foreign lands. ' That she may not be a spring chickenwell she don't have to be one if she's a real school teacher. That Jboys. lean give a good imitation of being happy though on their way to school. That birds of a feather flock together, its nature's system and it works. v That expensive weddings seem to be getting out of style one proof we bre getting back to sanity once again. That men who want to be great for the good they can do others are already great. That China consumes five million mil-lion dogs year as food. How many hot ones does this country coun-try get away with. That one may fly pretty high sometimes but gravity finally brings us back to mother earth. That one philosopher has said brains are to think with, but to do that everybody should have an equipment of their own. That listening to a long winded wind-ed preacher anything but enjoyable. enjoy-able. . That the road to runin is kept in good repair by those who travel trav-el over it. That there are miles of electric elec-tric lights installed over the roads of Salt Lake County, but nary a one in the little town of Lark. That if prices would follow the example of autmn leaves, times would be improving. That most homes can afford a two dollar annum newspaper. Subscribe for the Bingham News. Get the News when it is News. AH local happenings of importance at your door the day after it has happened. That this old world is not any worse than the people on it. |