Show s G GRAHAM BONNER t 11 1 h UNION BEAR WAYS Am I not more tempered sweet than you ou 1 asked Mr Polar Bear You are agreed Mrs Polar Near Hear You dont don't seem to mind admitting It It said Mr Sir Polar Dear Lear Of course not said Mrs 1 Polar I do not consider it any honor to be sweet Most Lost people do said Mr Polar I am not most people nor am nm I Ia Ia Ia a person I am anno annoyed cd because the hot weather is here and the winter wa wasn't nt hardly any winter pt at all un It wasn't nearly cold enough I think zoo people should arrange the weather a n little better than they do o. o They cant can't arrange the weather said sad Mr Air Polar I I didn't say they could I said the they should Oh well I suppose they do what the they can though I will admit Mr Polar continued that I like the cold nn and hate the heat as much as you do But thc they give tive us lots of nice ice nn and are arc kind that way way There you go not nearly so cranky as ns I am said Mrs 1 Polar I suppose suppose sup sup- pose that is all aU right for few creatures creatures crea crea- tures turcs would care to feel angry as fiS I do Jt would upset them but It doesn't upset inc me There I is ih something else that annoys annoys an nn- no noys s 's me besides the thou thought ht of the hot summer said Mrs Polar What Is that thaO asked her hr mate The Thc silly brown bears an and the foolIsh foolish fool fool- ish black blad bears have been talking all allt lam le t H a G 1 They Cant Can't Arrange the Weather I I Ito winter of how they would have pone gone poneto one to sleep for the season If they had been free and find not net in the zoo u That hat is true isn't 11 t asked Mr Polar Its true but that Is not my point said Mrs Polar Iolar What Is your our point 1 asked aske Mr Polar Bear I 1 am speaking of the point of my story store stor or the point of my remarks remarks- I haven't ha finish finished cd making them yet yet et said Mrs Irs Pol Polar at sharply I Pray Iray finish them theta said Mr Polar Bear far fur more politely I I hI will when I get good and ready I said Mrs 1 Polar Bear In a cross tone Mr Ir Polar Bear didn't say say an anything more and after a moment Mrs Irs Polar Bear Dear continued Of course those foolish brown bears and those black silly bears bears- bears But Dul Mr Polar Bear interrupted You said the brown bears were silly silly sil I ly iy before and the thc black bears foolish you you ou told old me so X No a matter malter said Mrs Polar Bear They both deserve both names flames They're both silly and the they're re both foolish Well Yell as I was sa saying ing or as I 1 In Iwas was n about to say the they would have slept for fOI the winter If the they had been free and would have wasted a good winter But we sensible polar bears would not have gone to sleep for the winter whiter even cen if we had hud been free We Ye wouldn't waste what we had 01 ol ola a glorious cold told icy cy winter by Uy sleeping sleep In ing no inti-no no r i or lr And v other tiler In the zoo or out of It the tile smart wise old polar bents bears wont won't go o to sleep for fOl any length of at time time- no Indeed they wont ont 0 So I 1 haven't much use for fur the theother theother oth other r foolish bears and antl their sUl silly w ys Rut hut oh what 1 J do love what I love most devotedly Is cold cold weather and ice hc Ice Ice Ice i This ThIR summer business Is the worst I of all t |