Show THE FLYING lIENS HENS J j 1 Residents over the city who are interested in 1 their heir premises report that they are sadly handicapped in theil their the u work ork by the presence of stray fowls While we are great pou pout poul try cry boosters we do not believe believe in allowing the chic chickens ens to tress tres pass on d r neighbors Chickens do not belong in gardens gardens I Im o m in n flower beds and owners should have due respect for tf ti nl rights of their then neighbors The hen is a great institution bi bu only when under c control I TWO VIEWS Mr 11 Dead one says Well Vell its no use trying to do much buness buness bu bus ness the these e dH days clays S. S People a are e bound to take cars and drip out of town to do their buying I Mr 11 Live Wire Vire says We Ve can get trade from long di distance tance ys' ys because cause most p people ople drive cars All we have to do i advertise our business and our town dOl BEEN PROVED Advertisements may may not be read as the non advertiser say ay but every time we make a mistake in an advertisement tl th th ink doesn't get dry on the paper before we hear about it Yc ACC he she advertisements are read read- You read them and the theother o other the fc fy e ow reads them too ABOUT HEALTH 1 The finest health tonic we have been able to find is harp hai work and lots of it Actually we have grown fat on it and u UD un hesitatingly recommend it to all others IAN HUMAN SELFISHNESS 1 As between the bee and the ant both touted as examples examples examples' o industry a lot of chaps prefer to pattern their lives after tf tl utter atter which W works f for itself ii others r instead istead of f laying UP treasures f fo others y I The King Icing I ng of Siam Slam must have been keeping track of th teapot Dome case An expert geologist told his majesty theother tl the other ther day that there was vas n no 0 oil in his country and the king sal sau fervently Thank God for that J The head of the presidents president's agricultural commission say he would sooner see no legislation passed on farm matters than tha the che bill which is proposed Judging from the outlook in con congress congress con cor gress he is l likely kely t to be suited 1 J I Washington it it seems was mostly asleep when Vice Vice-Prel Vice cent ent Dawes arrived If h he e gets anything like a good chance liis li n- nis is our r. r bet that he will wake the town up I The thing that puts puts' the finishing touches on a model home homi is is m to have it t occupied b by y a model family I A crooked path must always be longer than a straight one on |