Show hurry LL Lurry pop 1 what s the reason for all these fake whiskers I 1 peggy hopkins joyce plays hostess to all the santa clauses in new york at a luncheon in the hotel Waldor altona lucky no youngsters were around or there might have been trouble what will you answer this christ mas ma s when starry eyed junior raises his face and asks daddy how come I 1 saw three santa clauses downtown today or mother why was santa claus r ling in an automobile are his reindeer hurt or looking at a newspaper why was santa claus so thin when I 1 saw him on the corner to day he s fat in this picture I 1 this is the season when harassed parents must think up quick an or destroy junior juniors s faith in st nicholas for santa claus though a messenger of joy oy can also be a pest in omaha a sympathetic mayor last year ruled that the army of fake santas must leave the streets thereby bringing sighs of re lief from rom mother and dad but to in other towns and cities papa may restrain an i impulse mp use to drangle every red suited gentleman he meets on the street to prevent this mass liquidation thoughtful persons have now offered a solution ol ution which has worked before and should work again when junior wonders about so many different kinds of santas the explanation is that they aren t santas at all but just his helpers simply wreathe your face in a benevolent smile take junior on your knee and repeat the fol lowing you see junior santa is a very busy man and he needs lots of help so he has helpers who ask boys and girls what they want in their stockings the only trouble is that junior may answer yeah but papa why did that man there say that he really was santa claus and that he d be sure to bring me a big tram train set an a lot of toy tov soldiers and a drum an a vp maybe the situation is hope hopeless lessl 1 |