Show LAST 11 ORD TO VOTERS this us is the last issue of the paper before the elect election ibn of next tuesday it is the last opportunity we will have of talking to voters to leave a final message whatever your party is go to the polls and vote we don t care which party you belong it VOTE go to the polls obey the dictates of your conscience or your party affiliation and vote it is your right to voice your sentiments as to choice of officer for the ensuing term use it there are good men offered to you from whom you can make choice make that choice with judgment care prudence we have been bully ragged cajoled flattered opposed we have been lied to lied about and lied for we e have been bamboozled flabbergasted flamberg asted and even debunked bunked de from all this if any man has kept his head he s to be praised as really a superior person we hope that each one we are addressing is just that a superior person firmly rooted in cool careful solid judgment not swayed by the ali trivial vial calm thoughtful such men are in both parties they are voters of discretion follow them to the polls and do your best or durn dest in prece proceeding eding elections I 1 have spoken to voters in this wise now my vote will exactly cancel yours so what s the use or either of us going to the polls lets let s pair off as they do in congress and both stay away go you one old top you re on so I 1 paired off with fifty fellows that way A good mornings work I 1 that reminds me of when dad was keeping a store all the saddles in the aisle out on the floor one day when the clerk was down cellar filling a snoot ful of wine in deacon jug some cuss stole a saddle well daa went up to 0 the bookkeeper and had him charge a saddle to every customer of the store fifty seven men walked in paid for that saddle without a whimper another good morning mornings s work so now having paired off the opposition and all being guilty let s get down to business if on the ticket you find the list of names and stand there tousling your hair and chewing the pen handle while you prod the old think tank for a choice just yank out your check book and draw a check for tor two bucks to the chronicle then you 11 only be three years behind and if we have enough elections you can get fetched up your conscience now being clear vote er straight scratch er awful or play among the names it s your privilege but start it right by that little suggestion pave paie the way for writing by practice on the aforesaid check that will be another good mornings work now if on that ticket you see the name of a disreputable skunk a scallywag a useless lazy ne er dowell never amounting to anything untrustworthy worth and potent vote yes or no we wont influence your vote if on the other hand you find the name of a fine upstanding man of sorts whom hom everybody respects an honor to his party upright of sterling worth and just the man for the job vote yes or no we wont influence your vote to the candidates boys you ve put on a good show my arm s been pumped so often three fingers are in a cast and you ve been profitable too I 1 got three drinks and a fat cigar to date every baby in our ward has been kissed by you so often mamas put a calf muzzle on little hopeful to keep you away while they sneaked up to the grocery to get john a hand out from a can you youve ve certainly done your work well fooled half the people all the time fooled all the people half the time or fooled us all the time its it s been a good show and there was lots of applause applesauce our notes read whatever you do on tue tuesday day morning we 11 have another two years of good government with fine chaps in office or we 11 wish em out just a matter of opinion but it s amensa amerisa s greatest outdoor sport botin for or against by all of which mr john Plain citizen you are urged to go to the polls next tuesday and cast your ballot next thursday we will review the wreck and ruin with election results good men will get in men we will be proud to work with in harmony do your duty for that end |