Show THIS WEEK fo awl new italian jaby by permission of unions some Things vWe do well throwing wino out otil kings italy expects a new heir to the throne in january if it is a boy and lives and noth ing happens to prevent it will succeed in time its grandfather the present king what wh a t rate lloyds wo would uld charge to guar antee the sion is uncertain mussolini s rise f from r 0 m extreme socialism the trenches and the I 1 hospital main arthur brisbane tamed the house of savoy in nom mal inal power after mussolini is one of many european questions mr hull secretary of state sailed for south america six hours late to help bring peace to the world or at least help set a good example ample on these two continents he ile left a kiei double picketed the strike tied up his ship which had to bring six non striking sea men out to the secretary s boat waiting patiently near the statue of liberty after peace is brought to t the he wor world id the next step will be to bring peace to united states in austry you may read sor some day I 1 the house senate and supreme reme court could not meet the dent has moved over to the new willard the amalgamated order of furnace tenders let all the fires go out while in sympathy the electric union turned off all lights and the elevator ele vator ator men said sympathetically no elevators there must be for public ne including shipping that carries passengers and mails some better plan than the strike plan and one that would be just to work ers this country makes some things better than any other country auto I 1 mobiles and moving pictures for instance and englishmen know it the late irving thalberg vice pres ident of metro goldwyn mayer left 35 shares of loew moving pic ture stock As soon as the large block was offered for sale english I 1 men bought it all by trans atlantic telephone for about 2 N nicholas schenck head of loew s and its biggest stockholder missed an opportunity and knows it every thad body across the ocean knows that this country is one NOT to be sold short regardless of passing troubles it is said the royal tombs re served for spanish kings have been violated some or all of the bodies thrown out it would be a pity to offer insult to what remains of the truly great king afraid of mice and spiders but not of any man charles the fifth if he also was entombed in the Es escorial curial pantheon of the others many would be more useful as fertilizer on some som e spanish f feld eld than they ever were on the spanish throne and it is not necessary to weep over them london with the biggest floating fleet on earth is striving to human ize submarine warfare that is like trying to humanize rat poison look at spam spain and you see what will happen in the next war eiery everybody body will kill as many as he can as brutally as possible you remember the lusitania the biggest crowd seen in wash ington greeted the president on his triumphant return to washington the white house and his job for eleven days he will see only exec tive assistants and rewind the big big machine those willing to servel serve their country for a consideration or tell the president free of charge how it could be run better must wait probably until his return from the trip to south america voltaire s learned dr was wrong it is not true that all is for the best in the best possible of worlds in spite of all our wealth and pros penty more mothers die in child birth in this country than in any other civilized country in the world you know that better conditions are needed in america when you see photographs of the wretched two room log cabin in the swamp bottomlands where mrs james bridges gave birth to quadruplets according to science service if whisky is subjected for seven hours to intense sound vibrations which means a loud noise the seven i noisy hours will age the whisky as much as four years in the wood think what noise can do to the delicate nervous system of the hu man being if in seven hours it can add four years to the age of raw whisky mussolini s order forbidding au all to mobile darers dm ers to blow their horns in rome use your eyes and your intelligence instead of your horns should be copied widely 0 king features Fe iturea syndicate inc ce ij |