Show an 0 obb about out salad mixers de ANSING MICH about L LANSING once in so often you meet the man its always a man who knows knows how to make the perfect salad dressing and on the slightest provocation does so the trouble with this party is when you get him off salad dressings hes practically a total loss nevertheless a decent salad dressing and a decent salad are boons to humanity the right commin gling of astringent green things with a smooth bland dress ing there you have something but of ten we are confront ed by a monstrosity featuring whipped cream nut kernels MAI sweet cheese pre served fruit even marshmallows iri vms fin S cobb 0 or r pickled ginger such an atrocity is never a salad put a crust on it and it might pass tor for pie but would be very low grade pie 0 0 concerning mr earl browder H been discouraged by a ix perhaps overzealous police force from speaking in indiana earl browder one of the almost countless candidates for president now threatens suits for false arrest As al smith says lets let s look at the facts mr browder stands for communism stands for all comma stands for therefore he must look on the russian government as the one ideal government it being the very flower and perfection of applied communism now in russia any man publicly advocating doing away with the existing national system and substitute ing some other system would find himself in jail or even in a worse fix before he could say jackovitz so what I 1 say is that mr browder t crave to sue anybody if he believes in the practice of what he preaches which of course he does he ought to go around kissing everybody on both cheeks cruell cruelty t to animals LATELY T a dog was tried before JL J a judge for biting a boy and another judge was appealed to that he save an elephant condemned to die so some one proves that tha t through many centuries animals were accused of high crimes dogs rats pigs oxen roosters storks also ants spiders snakes grasshoppers dolphins locusts gadflies gad flies eels and being convicted were burned flayed clayed hanged destroyed by slow torture but think of the charges on which the so called brutes might condemn mankind offenses of which they rarely or never have been guilty malice slaughter of weaker things for love of slaughter deliberate wastefulness of natural resources v anton manton destruction of natural beauties wars without rational cause unnecessary greed bearing false witness neglect of our own young drunkenness slothfulness bigotry intolerance newspapers Vs spellbinders IN TN MY reportorial report onal youth nearly i every newspaper big or little was bitterly partisan we distorted facts and editorialized in news stories when dealing with the accursed opposition otherwise we d have been traitors to a sacred cause these times the average paper big or little prints honest accounts concerning both sides their relative chances as revealed by polls their waning or gaining hopes the political views of a columnist br a special contributor may differ from the publisher publishers s policy still he gives them space but the spellbinders go right on rp spouting outing fiction which everybody knows is fiction and the volunteer debaters clamor with prejudice and misinformation for their ammunition by the way will all those who ever heard of anybody being converted by one of these barber shop arguments kindly luridly raise their right hands currency juggling BEING EING frightfully smart to begin with I 1 know as much regarding currency juggling as the next fellow which is precisely nothing at all up to say 18 75 most of us know what money is or used to be but when they talk in terms of billions or trillions or jillions they ve got us going down for the third time with a low gurgling cry and the more a financial technician with both his pants pockets full of figures tries to explain these governmental manipulations the more convinced I 1 am that like the average specialist he has concentrated on being expertly ignorant upon one involved subject rather than remaining as most of us do j broadly and comprehensively ignorant upon practically all subjects s IRVIN S COBB copyright service j jul ala a a |