Show BRISBANE THIS WEEK old men alen still useful fists and razor blades youn youngest est grandfather science works two ways even in this day of flaming youth mature age still has its usefulness the average age of our supreme court justices is seventy one y years e a r s twenty six years ago chief justice hughes took hi seat on the su preme court bench president taft a f t rendered public service by appointing him to succeed justice brewer he 1 ft the t h e arti art ur or brisban e bench to run for Prec president ident against woodrow wilson and would doubt doubtless lebs have been elected had lie not goi got e to california had he been elected he would have remained in the united states and probably would have haye saved the coun try ten thousand million dollars that woodrow wilson shoveled out in his ecstasy of self approval rioting in london s mile end road in which the faces of men and women were slashed with razor blades and one man was thrown through a shop window etc seems rather un english to put it mild ly fist fighting has been en ell cou raged by distinguished english men including judges on the ground that it is better than using knives it is better doubtless but what about the razor germany honors its youngest grandfather herman jahnke farm laborer thirty six years old mar ned ried at seventeen his eldest daughter became a mother at seven teen if all you want is children that record is satisfactory although any mouse family could beat it by 25 per cent and almost any microbe by a billion per cent if good children were desired it would have been better for mr jahnke to have his first child at 36 and his first grandchild at 60 or 70 at least that was plato s opinion justice uses science the electric chair the lethal chamber to punish criminals the criminal uses science to carry on his trade an SOS signal purporting to come from a yacht in distress drew the coast guard away from the coast of hawaii making it convenient for smugglers of narcotics to bring in their cargo tear gas comparatively modern was used to empty a new york theater where there was labor trouble japan until recently convinced mistakenly that this country is her enemy and for excellent reasons keeping close watch on russia and her anti japanese vladivostok air plane and submarine base now turns suspicious attention on dear old john bull britain is supposed to have asked nine nations to protest against ja pan s demands on china that should not worry japan too much the same old john bull got fifty one nations to protest mussolini s attack on ethiopia but paying no attention the able italian went ahead swallowing ethiopia sending the little haile selassie 0 live in switzerland in his villa at san remo the duke of borea D olmo celebrate his one hundred and sixth birthday in excellent health he has been ac tive in italian court circles sine since 1841 before the beginning of the united states mexican war mussolini tells farmers and industrialists to prepare for a de cle conflict that will be feces sary to preserve order against an archy those that favor the present civilization he said will have to preserve it we are at the dawn of a decisive conflict between the representatives of order and an archy dr irving langmuir brilliant nobel prize winner announced a counterpart of life produced chem icalla interesting probably not im until some professor can produce some counterpart of life able to think manufacture tel escapes explore the universe and run for office man s domination will not be threatened A cigar store indian is a counterpart but not an indian european nations are preparing to recognize the spanish rebels when they take madrid and set up a national government the idea is to take prompt action and forestall the victorious ansur gents giving spanish territory to italy or germany the balearic is lands to italy for instance to use as naval and air bases with ceuta ceata for germany this would upset the bal ance of power in the western me kedit dit and disturb old england with egypt and the suez canal on her mind 0 king features ca a e inc ca c X 4 |